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    Bad kid jokes

    In this thread, we tell bad jokes that kids wrote. Let me give you some examples of real jokes that kids wrote: Who farted on the cow's head? The dog did, and it was big and stinky, and it knocked out the cow for three months and four days! Man: You are evil! Other man: No, I'm not! Man: Yes...
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    Phrases I hate

    In this thread, we talk about different phrases that people use that we hate. There are always things that people say that get our goat, and this is the place to talk about them! I'll go first: "My son/daughter/nephew/cousin/dog's hairdresser's son's best friend is on the spectrum; so I know...
  3. NeoPhile

    The Baby Animals Thread

    In this thread, we all post pictures of cute baby animals so everyone goes "Aawwww!" I'll go first. Here's a picture of a cute baby leopard playing with his mother's tail. Post baby animals here!
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    Two truths and a lie

    In this game, someone tells two true things about him and one lie, and people have to guess what the lie is. I'll go first: I once spent four months in Mexico. I hold a B.A. in Spanish and speak it at an Advanced-Mid level I have children. Find the lie! Then you give us two true statements and...
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    It's Baseball Season!!!!!

    Baseball season is starting up again! This season, intentional walks will be handled differently, and the team with the best record gets home-field advantage in the World Series, not the league that won the All-Star Game. I can't wait! I have some ideas on how the season should be run. I don't...
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    The anti-joke thread

    I like anti-jokes! What is an anti-joke? An anti-joke is a joke in which the point of the joke is there is no joke. Let me give you some examples: What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk. How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One...
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    Nintendo SNES Classic

    I'm hearing rumors that following the popularity of the Nintendo NES Classic, they are coming out with an SNES Classic that has 30 classic SNES games. That sounds like fun. I'd like one. That got me to thinking: What were the 30 best Super Nintendo games ever made? Here's my list: Actraiser...
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    The Nintendo NES Classic

    Last Christmas, I asked for a Nintendo NES Classic. In case you don't know, the Nintendo NES Classic is a gaming device that has 30 classic games from the old eight-big Nintendo System. They're supposed to be 30 best games for the old system. These are the games available: Excitebike Ghosts and...
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    Review of "Life"

    Recently, I saw the movie Life staring Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal. It was awful. I wanted to see it because the previews looked good and because it got a 67% on Rotten Tomatoes. (Respectable for that website.) One thing I like doing is reading reviews of movies, and I've found it's...
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    Urban Myths

    There are a lot of urban myths out there. (You know, things that a lot of people think are true, or that you may have learned in school, but are simply not true.) I'll start off: It's an urban myth that people of Christopher Columbus's time thought the Earth was flat. Philosophers and others...
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    What supposedly great movies do you not like?

    Everyone has a few movies that are considered great that they just don't get. Talk about them here. For me, I never understood the appeal of Forrest Gump. A mentally retarded man goes through history. Big deal. Also, Fences I thought was very overrated this year. Not enough actually happened in...
  12. NeoPhile

    Mondegreens

    In this thread, we post mondegreens. What is a Mondegreen, you might ask? A mondegreen is a misunderstood lyric from a song. It gets its name from the classic Scottish ballad "The Bonnie Earl O' Moray". There's a line in the song that goes "They have slain the Earl of Moray and laid him on the...
  13. NeoPhile

    What made you want to kick the television today?

    In this thread, we talk about something we saw on TV today that got our goat. I'll go first: On the news today, there was an "Expert" talking about autism, and he said, "I think most people would like to know what's going on in the mind of an autistic spectrum person." WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU...
  14. NeoPhile

    Post a Pet Hate

    In this thread, we talk about something that really gets our goat! Let's make a collection of pet hates! One of my pet hates is car horns. Why do they have to be so loud? It's a very annoying sound, and it sounds so rude. There should be other sounds a car makes outside of that shrill...
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    The Worst Songs Ever

    A while back, I was in a sports bar when they started playing the song "MmmmBop" by the Hanson Brothers. They showed the video and all. It made me want to vomit. I told the person I was sitting next to that I thought it was the worst song ever recorded. He laughed. The bartender joked, "It will...
  16. NeoPhile

    100 Greatest Americans (Bet you don't know them all!)

    A while ago, I made a list of the 100 greatest Americans and spent way too much time making it. It was based on a documentary I saw on the Discovery Channel. I posted the list I made on another website. I tried to post it here, but it told me that it was too long, and rather than try to post it...
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    What were your five favorite movies of 2016?

    I've basically now seen all the movies I've wanted to see from 2016. Because of that, I can make my list of the five favorite movies of 2016. Here goes: 1. Arrival- Great science fiction movie with a tremendous performance by Amy Adams. It delves much deeper than the average science fiction...
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    The random facts thread

    In this thread, we post random, interesting, possibly useful facts. I'll start off. In 1927, Babe Ruth hit 60 home runs, more than any other team in the American League.
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    We should have a science section

    I know this is my second thread here today. I like this site. I just feel there should be a few more sections. I'm only giving suggestions, not complaining. I think there should be a science section where people can talk about science, technology, astronomy, NASA, biology, physics, engineering...
  20. NeoPhile

    We should have a "Share your art" section.

    Many of us are interested in making different kinds of art. We should have a section on the website with a "Share your art" theme. People could come and share the visual art, poetry, prose, music, photography, and film they've made. I know I like to write poetry sometimes, and I would like...
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