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  • Broken
    it's time to let out your closeted goth and be what it is that you say are
    • plushy
  • Lost
    @plushy That has a multi faceted answer. Though the long and short of it is that I've, in one way or another, embraced the darkness. Just not...
    • Xinyta
  • Lost
    Why are you a "closeted goth" ?
    • plushy
  • I'm Not An Artist.
    Do not feed into the lies of the mind. No one and nothing can stop you from trying, other than yourself. I draw on occasion. You'll see my profile...
    • Xinyta
  • Lost
    It's difficult when you're caught between wanting to improve - which means self analysis, and wanting to let go - which means no analysing of...
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Spinning Compass
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Well, now I have been told that I am belligerent for no reason. Yeah, right, whatever. Actually my accuser has it all wrong. I am belligerent FOR a reason. My goal in life is to make as many people miserable as I possibly can. I just get a big kick out of it because that is the kind of...
So far one of the biggest problems I've had is time management and constantly being distracted. Any tips on how to deal with it? I'm driving my parents up the wall, but I don't know what to do.
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In my last blog I discussed Catholicism in some detail. Now I am going to look at other religions that I have observed that pose particular problems when one of the couple does not belong to that faith. Please keep in mind that I do not know these religions from the inside out and I may be...
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Sometimes I wonder if the reason people find themselves in dysfunctional or stressful relationships is because they don't do their homework. Think about it, the average person probably does more research when it comes to buying consumer goods like electronic equipment, cars, appliances, and...
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WARNING. I am going to step on some people's toes here and if they are easily offended, they should not read this post. Ayn Rand said once that she thought women in general were not as smart as men. Once I would have bristled to read something like that, but the older I get and the more I...
Why is it that certain parts of the body are considered unmentionable while others are not? Is it because they are prone to discharges and other gross stuff? Yet mouths and noses are prone to the same, but nobody says that you can't mention them (except maybe the Tuareg of North Africa who do...
One day Bernard Doorway bought a piece of black lettuce in TESCO. It had been grown on a farm in Winterset and was due to expire in five minutes time, which meant he had to eat it ever so quick, which caused him to burp, so loud, that it could be heard as far away as America. So loud was the...
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King Size 1st ruled Britain in the 16th century. He came to power when King Pilchard 5th died. Under King Size's rule going to school at 3.00 in the morning became compulsory; any refusal and you would end up with a lengthy jail sentence, possibly 10 years. At 3.00 every morning the king...
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This cereal is aimed primarily at schoolchildren, this means that only children can eat it, not adults, for if an adult eats it he could blow up and burst, causing all his innards to shoot right across the room - his heart, lungs, the lot. Children are immune from this body explosion syndrome...
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This play I am doing has really got me thinking. It really makes me wonder about memories and choices and even though my character says to her son that it really isn't about the women that his father slept with back in his college days, it's about something, a story or an event that makes you...
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There is a rat that lives in my brain. He's a big albino Sprague-Dawley rat with beady red eyes. He lives in a wire mesh cage with an exercise wheel. No one can see this rat. He doesn't show up on tests. But I know he is there. Most of the time he is sleeping and that is the way I like it...
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Well, I guess the ice cube/backward pajamas magic worked, because we are getting snow and quite a bit of it. They say the mess that shut down Washington State is headed our way. I can hardly wait! Kids--you can stop flushing your damn ice cubes down the toilet now, and go put your pajamas on...
So... I went to see my therapist today as she told me she'd have results in by january 18th. I had no idea what to expect... well, to me it could be anything. I kinda expected her to pull the PDD-NOS thing on me. It always felt kinda "easy" to put such a label on someone. Anyway; the...
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I've gone through several cameras in my life, the most recent have been digital. The one you see in my profile pic was a favourite for a few years but it didn't have optical zoom which I love. my latest of recent years is a CANON PowerShot SX100 IS with 8.0MegaPixils and 10X optical zoom. I can...
Bernardtisman
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One day Ilford town Hall got demolished to make way for a big long bath that was needed for people who washed every 250 years. At the far end stood an enormous man whose job was to throw bathers into the bath. Here are the rules that you need before you use this bath. 1. Every person...
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Last Sunday one of the elders said something that has stuck in my mind. He said "the Enemy does not like what we are doing here at this church. The Enemy does not like what we are doing in this town. We need to pray for the leadership of this church so that they will be protected from the...
Bernardtisman
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This is a special jab that is given to school children to protect them against illnesses caught in school, such as Classroom Flu and Playground Fever. The jab is given once a year. It is given in the school hospital. Classroom Flu is caught from school desks. Whenever a child open's up...
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Once a gang of school bullies dressed in army uniform took over a boarding school called Bashville in Essex. after the military coup every boy and girl was forced to wash their faces with bees and made to eat books. The bullies' army led by Colonel News were a bunch of dictators. Each...
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