Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

Would a therapist be able to help?

 

[TBRS1]

What if random comments by an incompetent therapist are the cause of the issue in the first place?

 

[Rodafina]

Could it be time to find a new therapist?

 

[TBRS1]

Should I ask my current therapist to recommend a new therapist, or would that make my current therapist feel like a failure?

 

[Rodafina]

Are you really interested in advice from one who has been designated as incompetent?

 

[TBRS1]

Since I'm receiving therapy because my sense of reality is warped, how can I be sure my therapist is really incompetent, or if I'm just projecting, or otherwise failing as a patient?

 

[tree]

How sure are you that's a therapist you've been seeing and not
your reflection in the mirror?

 

[Rodafina]

Can’t the person in the mirror be me and also be a therapist?

 

[NDR2]

Why don’t you help yourself?

 

[AuAL]

What’s on the table?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't that a pumpkin pie, with non-dairy whipped topping and a pumpkin spice coffee drinky-thing?

 

[NDR2]

You want some pumpkin seeds with that?

 

[Rodafina]

Will those cost extra?

 

[NDR2]

Cash or charge?

 

[Rodafina]

Is there no option for bartering?

 

[TBRS1]

Sorry - did you say "bartending," "bananapealing," or "bartering"?

 

[NDR2]

Will you bartend to pay for your food?

 

[tree]

Is that code for killing one of Homer Simpson's kids?

 

[TBRS1]

If, hypothetically, somebody wanted Bart ended, and, also hypothetically, somebody else was willing to pay enough to buy a whole lotta, lotta food to get it done, would it be the kind of hypothetical job that I should accept?

 

[Pats]

What kind of food?