Aspie traps!!

[smith2267]

If you had to build an aspie trap--and by that I mean some way to isolate the aspies from a large group of people--how would you do it? Let's assume your purposes are benevolent, and no aspies would be harmed in this experiment!

Here are some ideas: a waterfall. or a fire on a hot day. It would have to be a hot day, otherwise it would attract NT's also.

So other than taking advantage of our attractions to fire and water, anyone have any other ideas?

 

[rolo]

Put thousands of Neurotypicals in a field and one Aspie on his own in an adjacent shady field- I know which field I would go too!![[/COLOR]

 

[smith2267]

Put thousands of Neurotypicals in a field and one Aspie on his own in an adjacent shady field- I know which field I would go too!![[/COLOR]

yes, good. keep the ideas coming.

 

[Soup]

Make a big waiting area like they have at the airport. Have a bright colourful area with a bar, a pool table, a dance floor & places to sit & chit chat. Have a more distant area, a little darker, with isolated computers with internet access, little corners & cave-like apertures. I bet you'd trap many Aspies in the 2nd area!

 

[rolo]

Two doors- one says PROBLEM SOLVED the other says PROBLEM

 

[Soup]

Got another one! Open a dark shop on an isolated side street at the end of an alley. Put up a sign: Abe The Aspie's HOODIES! Good ole Abe's ahop window can feature thick comfortable opaque seamless hoodies 9that protect against sideways starers) in dark neutral colours with extra long sleeves, deep kangaroo pockets (to hide pocket stuff Aspies carry & to hide finger stimming), non pilling natural tagless fabrics. There would be a line-up of Aspies stretching for miles!

 

[rolo]

I feel an Aspie shop coming on!! good one Soup

 

[IContainMultitudes]

I think that aspie traps are called "libraries" myself.

 

[Margaretha]

Two doors- one says PROBLEM SOLVED the other says PROBLEM

^^^This. Also have some spinning pinwheels and gears on the "PROBLEM" door.

 

[King_Oni]

Two doors- one says PROBLEM SOLVED the other says PROBLEM

Chances are I got stuck before entering, wondering what the problem is before entering... just as well as I wonder if the solved problem is the same as the one that's not solved on the door next to it.

 

[Soup]

@ KIng_Oni: Aspie logic strikes again! BUT we'd still be fascinated by the doors.

 

[Margaretha]

Anyone left standing outside staring at the doors is considered caught in the aspie trap.