Say something random about the above poster

[Beverly]

Carefully climbs flowering trees to smell the lovely blossoms.

 

[tree]

The first 50 words in Post #1, The Kitchen 101 Thread, randomized:

1. do
2. What
3. food
4. I
5. meats
6. cook
7. related
8. tell
9. play
10. sing,
11. I
12. food
13. I'd
14. like
15. can
16. to
17. home,
18. smoke
19. can't
20. to
21. teach
22. pitch
23. and,
24. just
25. at
26. you
27. else
28. you
29. foods
30. cure
31. anything
32. give
33. is
34. instrument
35. you
36. to.
37. preparation.
38. all
39. how
40. jerky,
41. make
42. or,
43. perfect
44. to
45. and
46. though
47. cooking
48. about
49. an
50. , can

 

[zurb]

She goes Ping! when the tea pots jibber jabber joo!

 

[Flinty]

Lives near Canada's favourite Kiwi, Phil Keoghan.

 

[Beverly]

Secretly wishes to have hair just like Harry Styles.

 

[inabox]

Secretly does have hair just like Harry Styles, covered with a beautiful and very convincing wig

 

[Vinca]

Secretly has a tiny-winy head and 10 layers of wigs to make their head seem a normal size.

 

[Beverly]

Vinca - You're secretly discovered the secret to immortality.

Secretly does have hair just like Harry Styles, covered with a beautiful and very convincing wig

You have me laughing and spitting my coffee all over my desk because - well I have been accused of that offline and, a friend tried to prove it by spamming Harry with tweets of my hair - Harry replied demanding she stop posting pictures of his hair to his feed LOL. See if you can guess which hair is Harry's and which is mine.

 

[tree]

 

[qwerty]

Was sitting quietly one morning eating breakfast when a little horse the size
of her hand wearing a slightly crumpled tophat clambered with some difficulty
onto the table top, where he began to sing a russian lullaby.
When his song came to an end The wee chap doffed his hat and bowed
gracefully, he then looked gravely at Tree and said "BoooooooooooooooBs"
before domming his top hat and galloping gracefully out the kitchen window.

 

[tree]

He really really likes cows.

 

[Vinca]

She doesn't like using banks, so pays the local squirrels in acorns to hide her money for her and is secretly hoping a money tree might eventually spring up from some of her savings.

 

[Beverly]

Knows tree will get her secret wish because this is Vinca 's tree.

 

[inabox]

Has the world's greatest knowlege of the position of wormholes and where they lead to. Also used to be an intergalactic spaceship pilot and once single-handedly navigated her way around not one, but four wormholes, avoiding ending up in various unsavoury dimensions and for this was awarded the Beverly Cross, which was named after her for her wonderful achievements.

 

[Mia]

Went gallivanting off in a space bubble and encountered the tadpole galaxy. Once there the space bubble's pilot had a reunion with party favors and paper hats, and lived happily ever after.

 

[qwerty]

Mia Knows this as she once was the tadpole galaxy, she made a party hat from the glowing gas of nebulae and party poppers from supernova'. The cosmic party lasted eons. Eventually she grew into the frog galaxy and hopped right onto this forum.

 

[zurb]

His Surname is 'uiop'.

His name used to be pyfgcrl, but no one could either pronounce it or remember how to spell it – except his friend Dvorak.

 

[StephF]

Wears plaid with polka dots

 

[inabox]

Has a self-made collection of scale models of all lift/elevator assemblies in the world

 

[StephF]

I wish !