Share good puns and jokes.

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[watersprite]

Why is it hard for chemists to tell a joke?

Because all the good ones argon.

 

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[Luca]

I forgot that this meme existed until my friend just reminded me that I sent it to him a few years ago

 

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And this one for Forest Cat...

 

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[Metalhead]

 

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[Crossbreed]

Another veterinarian sign that I drove past,

"Poop jokes are not my favorite,

but they are a solid #2...!"

 

[Luca]

This reads like a joke but this is a very real article that came up on my email this morning lol

 

[Gerontius]

 

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A classmate in high school ate a lot carrots. They kept a 10 lb bag of them in their dorm room, & their skin was tinged faintly orange. Their nickname? “Blu.”

 

[Suzette]

A classmate in high school ate a lot carrots. They kept a 10 lb bag of them in their dorm room, & their skin was tinged faintly orange. Their nickname? “Blu.”

My son spent the first 2 years of his life only eating orange foods. Carrots, sweetpotatoes and those little fishy crackers. His nose was orange.

 

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My son spent the first 2 years of his life only eating orange foods. Carrots, sweetpotatoes and those little fishy crackers. His nose was orange.

That must’ve been adorable.