Share good puns and jokes.

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Kisa the tea]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."

I believe the rabbit said the same thing when the three of them walked into a blood donation clinic

Edit: And @maycontainthunder too

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[VictorR]

 

[maycontainthunder]

This one is a little dark....

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

This made me laugh out loud so hard omg

We have a tire place here called Town Fair Tire, and I wish I had a picture of this, but on one of them most of the lights on the letters of the sign were out so it looked like it said "Town Fa r T"

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Prometheus]

 

[Prometheus]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[autism-and-autotune]

Where does one find good recordings of one Baroque composer?

In a record store, in Aisle B. Bach.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Princess Viola]

What do you get when a short psychic is on the run from the police?

A small medium at large.

 

[Shevek]

A visitor to Newfoundland had heard of a local bush that produced delicious "Redberries." Seeing some red berries, she asked her host "Are those Redberries?"
"No, those are Blueberries. They're only red because they're green."

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[maycontainthunder]

Q: What's the fastest vegetable in the world?

A: Chevrolet courgette stingray.

 

[Outdated]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.