Tell a lie about the person above you

[WildCat]

@tree is not a fully grown tree, but rather a tiny sapling.

 

[OrSomething]

@WildCat is actually a wild orangutan.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething is a purplutan and is trying to exterminate orange from the earth.

 

[Flinty]

@Fridgemagnetman is still the manager for Nirvana, until his contract ends in 2023.

 

[OrSomething]

@OrSomething is a purplutan and is trying to exterminate orange from the earth.

Actually, I'm trying to exterminate green from the earth, as @Kisa the tea can attest.

Flinty believes the Foo in Foo Fighters refers to an evil species of alien that is trying to take over the earth, and the band was trying to stop them.

 

[Joel's Hear]

OrSomething swam from Ohio down the Mississippi through the Gulf and around Africa to reach Mumbai, India. She is the first person to do this without a rest or being eaten by sharks. Upon being asked why she did this she said that she was swimming to raise money for autism awareness.

 

[OrSomething]

Joel was born on the moon and can breathe in space without an oxygen tank.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething cleans people's noses for a living

 

[OrSomething]

Fridgemagnetman has a colony of microscopic bugs living in his right nostril.

 

[Joel's Hear]

Joel was born on the moon and can breathe in space without an oxygen tank.

I got back from a vacation in one of Jupiter's storms yesterday.

Sportster leaves work every year on Dec 17 to fly to the North Pole
and assume the red and white mantle of Santa.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Joel's Hear can't hear at all.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88 is the home plate umpire at the World Series tonight and is coming to the realization of how terrible the Dodgers are at dodging baseballs, having failed to do so four times tonight in less than three innings.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty is the baseball.

 

[Butterfly88]

@OrSomething designed the stadium.

 

[OrSomething]

@Butterfly88 lives in the stadium.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething wrote the YouTube algorithm that suggests the video for Waiting For A Star To Fall on every single suggestion list.

 

[Joel's Hear]

@Flinty has seven heads.

 

[OrSomething]

@Joel's Hear has eighteen heads, all stacked on top of one another.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething wrote the book the man without a head under her pseudonym.
It didn't sell well, I didn't think it was that good really but I liked the idea.
Maybe try again? Don't give up.

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman is the one who inspired my book.