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The last thing that made you laugh

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A joke from the Two Ronnies back in 1971 but still pretty funny in my opinion.


"Prime Minister Edward Heath announced the currency changes that will go into effect when Britain joins the Common Market.
  • The pound and the franc will join forces and become the 'Prank'.
  • The lira will join forces with the mark and become the 'Lark'
  • The guilder will join the pfennig and become the 'Filder'.
There will be 10 pranks to the lark, 3 larks in the park, 6 filders to the milder, 5 squarks to the splark and three coins to the fountain."
 
Manuheleku said:
That's me! You left out standing on the passenger seat with my head out the sunroof! That was great fun!
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We used to ride in the back of a brandy new Hugger orange '69 SS396 4 spd. 4.10 geared El Camino while the old man chirped tire on every shift :D

I was nine at the time when we went to Yenko Chevrolet in Canonsburg Pa. to pick it up after Don's crew dealer prepped it. I was handed the keys to it in highschool when it had some miles on it and was getting a little rough around the edges.My younger brother restored it to like new about 20 years ago and still has it.
 
In the divorce courts, a man claimed that he had seen the milkman put his arm around his wife 3 times.

Dismissing the case, the Judge declared "No milkman has an arm that long".
 
In the High Courts, a man complained of the noise made by the amorous couple in the flat above.

Each evening they'd sing the Red Flag, eat their supper, have fun on the sofa and then take a very naughty bath together.

So, every night it was hammer and sickle, cheese and pickle, slap and tickle and bubble and squeak.
 
Well, I have no visuals to display, but in doing a search online for something else, I came across a bunch of hits giving instructions for how to boil your hair. For some reason I was in hysterics...:confused::laughing::laughing::laughing:
 
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