What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?

[Thinx]

I'm not convinced you thought through my conception.

 

[Gracey]

During that last stage of the third trimester when my head was engaged and you and Dad were still having sex?

...not pretty mum !

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Look I can't give you what you're asking.

During that last stage of the third trimester when my head was engaged and you and Dad were still having sex?

...not pretty mum !

Thanks for the pre-birth trauma

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

If you give me one more rusk I'll kill myself.

 

[Gracey]

If you give me one more rusk I'll kill myself.

" Eurrgh, no, ... You eat it. Nasty, mushy thing"

 

[Thinx]

Next thing is you're gonna put yourselves through 29 years of marriage!

 

[Streetwise]

in the words of chance geez I want to go back in

 

[Mr Allen]

Apparently my first words were "turn the bloody music down!"

 

[Streetwise]

Look I can't give you what you're asking.


Thanks for the pre-birth trauma

Great I read it again traumatised again

 

[Gritches]

MEAT!

 

[LucyPurrs]

MEAT!

That's not a sentence XD

 

[Gritches]

That's not a sentence XD

I guess not. Hmm...how about one of my favorite sentences ever: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

 

[pax]

Well not sure about first sentence, but a young relative, while a baby and having her nappy (diaper) changed was reported to have said (cue Dr Burns voice

 

[Joel's Hear]

A suit and tie is necessary for my job.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Couldn't you just talk to me like I'm a normal person?

 

[SusanLR]

First word: Kitty.
First sentence: Hot waddy burns.
(because I reached out and grabbed the pipe on the hot water tank when I was a babe in my Mom's right arm.)

Good first sentence would have been: How on Earth did
I end up here?

 

[OlLiE]

Please put me back, there is too much noise out here.

 

[Bolletje]

You’ll be sorry you crossed me.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

ITS NOT A CHOO CHOO TRAIN GIVE ME THE FOOD.

 

[Bolletje]

I’m not like the other babies.