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[metalminx24]

Here is a platypus in a tutu singing the italian national anthem.

 

[tree]

Singing the Italian national anthem for us today,
is the renowned entertainer, Pinocchio; he wishes
to thank his...

 

[Flinty]

His nose is his alternate conscience.

 

[metalminx24]

Conscience? I sold mine on ebay to a three legged rhinoceros!

 

[tree]

A three legged rhinoceros
would be at a disadvantage
in the wild.

 

[Flinty]

The Wild: my least favourite part of St. Paul.

 

[metalminx24]

Paul Gascoigne - the crying man's footballer

 

[tree]

Footballer might be a term for a terrible
affliction which results in a person's pedal
extremity being turned into a sphere, but
it isn't.

 

[zurb]

It isn't exactly warm today, is it?

 

[tree]

Is it going to be like this the rest of the week, do you suppose?

 

[metalminx24]

Suppose someone clonked me round the noggin with a wok, would I have enough brain cells left intact to count the number of silly words I've just used?

 

[Flinty]

I've just used a zillion Popsicles as food.

 

[tree]

"Food, food, food. Everything is food," is the
chorus to one of the songs from Popeye, the
movie I saw when we got our first television.

 

[metalminx24]

Television shows- my favourite recently has been Black Sails, lots of naughty pirates

 

[tree]

Naughty pirates say naughty pirate stuff and then
Nana makes them sit in time out for awhile.

 

[zurb]

[off topic: while we are talking about what naughty pirates say, don't forget 19 Sept is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now back to our regular programme]

 

[metalminx24]

[off topic: while we are talking about what naughty pirates say, don't forget 19 Sept is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now back to our regular programme]

Yaaaaay! I'm from the west country where pirate voices began, I don't have the accent any more because it was slapped out of me at private school, but my mum talks like a pirate every day!!

 

[metalminx24]

For a while i thought everything was ok, then everyone else woke up. Boo hiss.

 

[tree]

Hiss praised Prince John: "Sire, you have an absolute skill for
encouraging contributions from the poor."

 

[Vinca]

Poor little mite