There once was an autistic man,
Who came up with a useful plan.
He climbs up a steeple,
To avoid all the people,
Staying up there as long as he can.
The problem with neural diversity,
Is it causes too much adversity.
Cognitive conditions,
Are neural munitions,
For those who live in perversity.
Am I ASD or just insane,
I often enquire of my brain.
It replies with a curse,
And says it's much worse,
And this is the source of my pain.
I'm filled with an awful idea,
It's tending to bring me the fear.
I can't stand no more,
My head is so sore,
And my skull feels like a veneer.
My sinuses now need clearing,
Green fluid it starts appearing.
I'd pick at my nose,
But god only knows,
It would only cause terrible smearing.
Limericks seem much easier,
Even if topics are cheesier.
I'd write even more,
But it would start to bore,
And my words are bound to get sleazier.
Who came up with a useful plan.
He climbs up a steeple,
To avoid all the people,
Staying up there as long as he can.
The problem with neural diversity,
Is it causes too much adversity.
Cognitive conditions,
Are neural munitions,
For those who live in perversity.
Am I ASD or just insane,
I often enquire of my brain.
It replies with a curse,
And says it's much worse,
And this is the source of my pain.
I'm filled with an awful idea,
It's tending to bring me the fear.
I can't stand no more,
My head is so sore,
And my skull feels like a veneer.
My sinuses now need clearing,
Green fluid it starts appearing.
I'd pick at my nose,
But god only knows,
It would only cause terrible smearing.
Limericks seem much easier,
Even if topics are cheesier.
I'd write even more,
But it would start to bore,
And my words are bound to get sleazier.