Who would be so desperate,
To read this boring rhyme?
You must have missed the other blogs,
Every single time!
Then you would have known to not,
Waste your time with this.
Instead of reading dreary prose,
This blog you could dismiss.
But just how many times do I,
Have to warn you readers?
That these words are best unread,
You silly little bleeders!
Well don't blame me if you find,
Depression or maybe worse.
It's honestly is not my fault,
These blogs are surely a curse.
You realise it makes me happy,
To vomit this bile right out.
It isn't to pollute your mind,
Or dose you with mental gout.
Is it a touch of sadism,
That I relieve myself with your pain.
Not for your loss am I doing it,
It's only for my gain.
So cry out for the mediochre,
Cheer for the sullenly trite.
I only write here as there's nowhere else,
I wouldn't give NT's a fright!
To read this boring rhyme?
You must have missed the other blogs,
Every single time!
Then you would have known to not,
Waste your time with this.
Instead of reading dreary prose,
This blog you could dismiss.
But just how many times do I,
Have to warn you readers?
That these words are best unread,
You silly little bleeders!
Well don't blame me if you find,
Depression or maybe worse.
It's honestly is not my fault,
These blogs are surely a curse.
You realise it makes me happy,
To vomit this bile right out.
It isn't to pollute your mind,
Or dose you with mental gout.
Is it a touch of sadism,
That I relieve myself with your pain.
Not for your loss am I doing it,
It's only for my gain.
So cry out for the mediochre,
Cheer for the sullenly trite.
I only write here as there's nowhere else,
I wouldn't give NT's a fright!
