Burn 80lbs off my belly.
Slowly and safely.
Cardio, weights and very little refined sugar.
A year from now, all the single gay guys will look at my flat belly and worship my newfound fitness. I will become a shallow narcissistic gym rat. I will drown in a sea of party drugs and promiscuity, but my only regret will be I am now too old to join the 27 club.
At some point in the above post, I stopped being serious.
Slowly and safely.
Cardio, weights and very little refined sugar.
A year from now, all the single gay guys will look at my flat belly and worship my newfound fitness. I will become a shallow narcissistic gym rat. I will drown in a sea of party drugs and promiscuity, but my only regret will be I am now too old to join the 27 club.
At some point in the above post, I stopped being serious.