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420 Ways To Say I Freakin' Did it!

UberScout

Please Don't Be Mad At Me 02/09/1996
V.I.P Member
Okay i'm not going to actually write 420 things here lol that would take too long.

Warning: The following thread contains subject matter referring to nature-based medicinal product. Neither I nor Maddog condone nor encourage the abuse or misuse of substances in any form related or similar to the aforementioned above, and advise viewers of this post to exercise extreme caution when using such product should you choose to do so. No triggering of any kind is intended here. Reader discretion is advised.

During one of the more peaceful weeks here at UberScout HQ, Maddog and I settled some differences a week ago and decided to take an opportunity to do some father-son bonding, and we decided a good project for that would be to break out some cannabis seeds I had tucked away in my room, pour some Miracle Gro into a plant pot, and play some Real Life Stardew Valley.

Maddog filled me in on the basics of growing, and walked me through everything he knows.

A week has passed since I planted seven seeds that grow into therapy plants. I was literally just now taking out the trash, and after a few brief groans of disappointment the last few days, I was overjoyed and giggly to see a sprout happily dancing with the wind outside on the front porch! Just three little leaves and yet it was so beautiful; the fact that Maddog and I even made peace with each other after all we fought about, and channeled that peacefulness into a gardening project, maybe it was that kind of energy that found its way into our little pot, I don't know what made it happen.

We were beginning to think they were duds, but no, I was so happy to be wrong!

A plant I love so dearly for bringing me calmness and peace during the darkest of times in my life, and at last I have finally given life to my own deposit of it!

Now, I just wait, and then I can learn to clone it, make more, and soon, I'll never spend money on this healing factor ever again!

Truly, I am gifted indeed...!
 
Okay i'm not going to actually write 420 things here lol that would take too long.

Warning: The following thread contains subject matter referring to nature-based medicinal product. Neither I nor Maddog condone nor encourage the abuse or misuse of substances in any form related or similar to the aforementioned above, and advise viewers of this post to exercise extreme caution when using such product should you choose to do so. No triggering of any kind is intended here. Reader discretion is advised.

During one of the more peaceful weeks here at UberScout HQ, Maddog and I settled some differences a week ago and decided to take an opportunity to do some father-son bonding, and we decided a good project for that would be to break out some cannabis seeds I had tucked away in my room, pour some Miracle Gro into a plant pot, and play some Real Life Stardew Valley.

Maddog filled me in on the basics of growing, and walked me through everything he knows.

A week has passed since I planted seven seeds that grow into therapy plants. I was literally just now taking out the trash, and after a few brief groans of disappointment the last few days, I was overjoyed and giggly to see a sprout happily dancing with the wind outside on the front porch! Just three little leaves and yet it was so beautiful; the fact that Maddog and I even made peace with each other after all we fought about, and channeled that peacefulness into a gardening project, maybe it was that kind of energy that found its way into our little pot, I don't know what made it happen.

We were beginning to think they were duds, but no, I was so happy to be wrong!

A plant I love so dearly for bringing me calmness and peace during the darkest of times in my life, and at last I have finally given life to my own deposit of it!

Now, I just wait, and then I can learn to clone it, make more, and soon, I'll never spend money on this healing factor ever again!

Truly, I am gifted indeed...!
I sure hope you are in Michigan. My Space Queen and her clones loved it there!
 
Good luck! Those babies are fun to grow and they are more potent because you don't lose anything.
 
Catch the Rain and Stomp on Its Heart

[instrumental, 2 measures]

Woke up fine, opened my eyes,
Sun was shining oh so bright,

Took my shower, cleaned myself
I was sad and man it showed

But one of my new friends came from a seed
And she danced in the miracles sitting on my desk

Till i saw Garfield's wife just sniffin at the leaves

Maybe plants are just like hair for the maiden's head known as earth

But you know your teacher and charter school said one day

"She's gotta keep that hair clean so everyone don't trip and fall"

I ain't been killed ever since i kept walking on those words yet

And i gotta mouthless kid to feed
So GET YOUR FLEA BITTEN [BLEEP BLEEP] AWAY FROM MY QUEEN
BEFORE I DIG THIS HOLE DOWN TO 400 MILES FROM TOKYO WHERE THEY SERVE NUMBER 8 WITH CHOPSTICKS AND WHISKERS

GET YOUR [BLEEP BLEEP] FURRY LITTLE SELF DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE I USE THIS LIGHTER FOR MORE THAN JUST CHILLING THE [BLEEP] OUT

[Live action]

Baby, baby can you hear me?!
Come on, baby girl, try to stand up, okay you're gonna be fine!

Oh my god what did she do to you?! Oh god oh oh OH [BLEEP] NO NO NONONO MAN

Come on girl, drink some water you'll be fine! I'll put you back on the back porch you'll get all the light you need, okay? Then when you grow up and start making little flowers, i'll make you more friends and we can all relax together...

Please, Baby Lydia... Please don't die on me now!!!
 
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I'm a little worried that you are giving yourself very high hopes, so if something goes wrong it will be a disaster. It's just a seedling and you don't even know the gender yet. If it's a male it's trash. You should be less stressed about that one and just get more seeds. You have put one egg in one basket and now you're terrified something will happen to it. I think it freaks you out a little, you shouldn't be so worried.
 

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