A non Banana based Meltdown

[Fridgemagnetman]

Thank God I didn't have a banana.

They took me into a private room. My wife was there too.

We had all the paperwork we needed.

There was a new website.

They had no record of our business.

We've been submitting returns for 5 years. Paying taxes.

I'm sorry we can't open your account.

The switch flicked. MELT UP.

'weve given your our tax number, we've got the paperwork. We obviously exist.'

We can't open the account if.....

Now in Wells Fargo at that moment..

It was a really crucial moment not to have a banana.


Or a gun even. Bananas can be serious in a bank situation.

Ten minutes of goodbyes, sorry I can't help...

I'm exploding inside, stop the nonsense, you can't help so shut up.

On the way out, a guy says hi. I say to my wife.

That was the drug dealer.

My barber is a dealer.

MELTDOWN.

Now I've seriously embarrassed my wife and she tells me in great detail.

QUIET. STOP. PLEASE STOP.

Look they deal with idiots all day long. It doesn't matter.
But I knew one thing.

Sometimes,with my wife, apologies work better than a banana.

 

[tree]

So, are you saying that you were in a frustrating situation,
said/did something afterward to which your wife responded negatively,
but that it could have been worse?

 

[Katleya]

 

[kay]

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Thank God I didn't have a banana.

They took me into a private room. My wife was there too.

We had all the paperwork we needed.

There was a new website.

They had no record of our business.

We've been submitting returns for 5 years. Paying taxes.

I'm sorry we can't open your account.

The switch flicked. MELT UP.

'weve given your our tax number, we've got the paperwork. We obviously exist.'

We can't open the account if.....

Now in Wells Fargo at that moment..

It was a really crucial moment not to have a banana.


Or a gun even. Bananas can be serious in a bank situation.

Ten minutes of goodbyes, sorry I can't help...

I'm exploding inside, stop the nonsense, you can't help so shut up.

On the way out, a guy says hi. I say to my wife.

That was the drug dealer.

My barber is a dealer.

MELTDOWN.

Now I've seriously embarrassed my wife and she tells me in great detail.

QUIET. STOP. PLEASE STOP.

Look they deal with idiots all day long. It doesn't matter.
But I knew one thing.

Sometimes,with my wife, apologies work better than a banana.

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Are you describing a Bank of America moment at a Well's Fargo? If so then I doubt you were the first or last meltdown, ND, NT, or otherwise. Well's Fargo has a similar reputation. I've decided that that is just part of their business plan. Free meltdowns instead of toasters.

What is the banana about though? A reference to something in a Monty Python or something??? What have I missed?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Are you describing a Bank of America moment at a Well's Fargo? If so then I doubt you were the first or last meltdown, ND, NT, or otherwise. Well's Fargo has a similar reputation. I've decided that that is just part of their business plan. Free meltdowns instead of toasters.

What is the banana about though? A reference to something in a Monty Python or something??? What have I missed?

Going into a bank with a banana can be dangerous.

I remember at least one guy who attempted a robbery with a banana.

You could also say unlikely surrealism,, you also say nonsense.

Or instead of nonsense, you could say it's writing something that may make sense but is at the same time is beyond understanding.

Like being holy.

Personally, I'm going for nonsense

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

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See people!

Some people value their time and know how to use it

 

[George Newman]

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Thank God I didn't have a banana.

They took me into a private room. My wife was there too.

We had all the paperwork we needed.

There was a new website.

They had no record of our business.

We've been submitting returns for 5 years. Paying taxes.

I'm sorry we can't open your account.

The switch flicked. MELT UP.

'weve given your our tax number, we've got the paperwork. We obviously exist.'

We can't open the account if.....

Now in Wells Fargo at that moment..

It was a really crucial moment not to have a banana.


Or a gun even. Bananas can be serious in a bank situation.

Ten minutes of goodbyes, sorry I can't help...

I'm exploding inside, stop the nonsense, you can't help so shut up.

On the way out, a guy says hi. I say to my wife.

That was the drug dealer.

My barber is a dealer.

MELTDOWN.

Now I've seriously embarrassed my wife and she tells me in great detail.

QUIET. STOP. PLEASE STOP.

Look they deal with idiots all day long. It doesn't matter.
But I knew one thing.

Sometimes,with my wife, apologies work better than a banana.

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I took another drink every time I read the word banana. More replies please.

 

[Progster]

I assume your referencing this sketch?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I assume your referencing this sketch?

Hah, I'd forgotten about that.

 

[Progster]

Hah, I'd forgotten about that.

They spelled Python wrong [sigh].

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

They spelled Python wrong [sigh].

Similitube?