A story in typos....

[maycontainthunder]

...mis-hearings, misunderstandings, soundalikes with utterly different meanings and not forgetting predictive text getting it wrong! You can write a sentence or whole paragraph if you wish. To start the mischief rolling here is the first sentence...

As we marble at the inedible feet of engineering we sea the pill that went into the define.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Tee mer made is a lovely ting that swims in da see!

 

[Aspychata]

Freebie my fart, ask not who but Feng Shui, deliberating discerning draining drug, flip me thru like super glue.

 

[Luca]

My favorite real typo that I got in a text message was this:
My friend was trying to type "Thank gosh, found it!" but what autocorrect thought was "Thank Vishnu, found it!"
I have a screenshot lol
Edited for swear.

 

[Callistemon]

This one is pre-predictive texts and just based on the Irish accent. It's courtesy of Dave Allen, who talked about the Shakespeare play (accent on) Richard te Turd.