A-Z Jokes

[Cutesie]

Since games with an A-Z format are so popular here, how about we do a really creative one: jokes. The letter that is "it" should appear as a key word in the joke. They do not have to be original to you. Please take turns.

Why can't you trust atoms?

Spoiler

They make up everything.

 

[Neonatal RRT]

Q. What do a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common?

A.

Spoiler

When you open them up they are both half empty.

 

[NDR2]

Why did the cookie cry?

Spoiler

Because his mother was a wafer so long.

 

[Cutesie]

Why were they called the "Dark Ages"?

Spoiler

Because there were a lot of knights.

 

[Dagan]

Escape Rooms: forced socializing under exponentially more stress and anxiety just to get away!!!

 

[Cutesie]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

 

[NDR2]

Why is it hard to talk with a goat around?

Spoiler

Because he always butts in.

 

[Cutesie]

For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid.

I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.