Cool & Funny story titles

[8crismon]

Make up a title you'd see for a movie that sounds cool or goofy
I'll start:
The Long January

 

[Chailatte_]

Plant Apocalypse: Dawn of the Green Living

 

[Tom]

The Santa Chronicles - 4: Mutation of the Elves.

 

[Misery]

"The World Without Knifebear" I didn't come up with that one. Dwarf Fortress did. It also brought us such classics as "Do You Know the Sharkopaths?" and "Give Me the Troglodyte".

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Batman Versus Hot Sauce.

 

[tree]

Return of the Nazi Church Ladies from Space

 

[Jumpinbare]

How I Learned to Love Depression.

 

[Jumpinbare]

The Cookie Jar Grenade

 

[Jumpinbare]

Dialysis of a Sasquatch

 

[8crismon]

Return of the Nazi Church Ladies from Space

When I said goofy I expected NBC-2-seasons-long-show goofy not 70s-sexploitation-b-movie goofy.

 

[Jumpinbare]

The Playground Chronicles.