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Defeat Batman

Mr. Stevens

Mr. Stevens

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Post a picture of a new villain who can defeat Batman. You can include a name and description of the villain if you want, or just let readers make up their own details based on the picture. I'll start:

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Roger would have given him a run for his money.

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How to tell the difference between a Kangaroo and a Wallaby: kick it in the nuts. If it's a wallaby it'll run away, if it's a roo it will attack. :)
 
Sad Boi

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He moves to Gotham, gets all the ladies, and ruins Bruce Wayne's confidence. It's just a matter of time before Batman makes one last mistake.
 
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Roger would have given him a run for his money.

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How to tell the difference between a Kangaroo and a Wallaby: kick it in the nuts. If it's a wallaby it'll run away, if it's a roo it will attack. :)
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We used to live in Vegas, right near Circus Circus Hotel and Casino. In the 1980s, before political correctness, they regularly hosted kangaroo boxing matches. The matches would feature rodeo clowns pretending to fight the kangaroos. Then they'd let the kangaroo get a few swings in. Then they'd sick two kangaroo bucks against each other. In shiny boxing shorts and gloves, no less. I saw up close how mean they really can be.

Later, we lived out in the desert. I was absolutely, as a little girl, enamored by the fact that kangaroos were marsupials that hopped around like bunny rabbits. I thought that was the most adorable thing ever.

Especially because of the sweetness of Kanga and Roo on Winnie the Pooh. Kanga with her apron, and soft doting over her little Roo. I was a very imaginative child.

But I was also terrified of the males. I lived ten thousand miles and an ocean away from the nearest wild kangaroo. But there was a time as a little girl I was sure one would hop into my yard, just looking for trouble.

I believed confidently that my dad could easily beat up any kangaroo buck that hopped out our way. But if it was a female. I totally, as a tiny little yellow haired girl, wanted to get kidnapped by her, and ride in her pouch, as her baby for a day.

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PS Everyone- Your would-be villains would fall short. No one defeats The Batman.
 
Yeshuasdaughter said:
But I was also terrified of the males. I lived ten thousand miles and an ocean away from the nearest wild kangaroo. But there was a time as a little girl I was sure one would hop into my yard, just looking for trouble.
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They're not really dangerous except in parks where people have been feeding them all the time. Out in the bush humans are predators and they'll keep their distance, but in the cities they've learned that humans are slaves that will give them food.

Their aggression is a typical herd animal male asserting it's dominance over the group and it will also attack humans nearby as a way of showing off it's power and dominance to the rest of the herd. Some people are like that too. Any human that looks like it can be easily dominated is an instant target.

 
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