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[UberScout]

You guys you ever done how to lead yourself reading breaking language?

It's funny, the part time law I fallow exception the rule that if I can't laugh, I won't look.

So Reddit is that kind of place.

Proofread me wrong.

 

[SusanLR]

No understand.
Elaborate?

 

[Slim Jim]

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yours friend sincerely the
slim james

 

[Misery]

 

[UberScout]

C o m e d y

 

[Slim Jim]

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yours friend sincerely the
slim james