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Twitch

Destroyer of worlds. Well, my own anyway.
"Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you."

-Carl Jung
 
Some quotes from albums by The Firesign Theatre have stuck with me for years

The first is from their album "I Think We are All Bozos on this Bus" from 1971:

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition

The second one is from their album "How Can You be in Two Places at Once When You're not Anywhere at All" from 1969:

Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington D.C
 
Sharon Stone:
Of course a woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship.

Steve Jobs:
My wife always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
 
Some quotes from albums by The Firesign Theatre have stuck with me for years

The first is from their album "I Think We are All Bozos on this Bus" from 1971:

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition

The second one is from their album "How Can You be in Two Places at Once When You're not Anywhere at All" from 1969:

Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain, he died in Washington D.C
Sometimes I've felt on that bus, l “Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze! Many people like to.” “You know, my ma always said, 'You gotta start young if you're gonna stick it out."
 
I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I’m God, or thruth is relative.

- Jeff Winger
 

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