Have you ever milked a boob?

[Kit]

(This is a spin off thread from have you ever milked a cow)

I have milked my own.

 

[IContainMultitudes]

Nope, but I have seen the Japanese movie Visitor Q, which is more or less the same thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visitor_Q

Director Takashi Miike seems to have a certain...uh...fixation on this subject since it also appears in another movie he made called Gozu.

Best Scene From: Gozu (2003)

(A little NSFW, or, as John Hodgman would put it, NSFW,UYWAAH,IWCYAPSAA ="Not Safe For Work, Unless You Work Alone At Home, In Which Case you Are Probably Self Abusing Anyway)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5VoCUp3h4

 

[. . .]

(This is a spin off thread from have you ever milked a cow)

I have milked my own.

Have you tasted your own milk out of curiosity? I know of some women who've done that when pregnant. :lol:

 

[superboyian]

Have you tasted your own milk out of curiosity? I know of some women who've done that when pregnant. :lol:

Really? Your being serious right? :lol2:

 

[. . .]

Really? Your being serious right? :lol2:

Yes. They didn't drink it all the time or anything. They simply had a few sips of it just to see what it tastes like.

Come to think of it, I just remembered that there's actually a restaurant in Switzerland where they use human breast milk in their cooking:

The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother's milk.
Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk
Women will receive just over ?3 (US$5.4) for 14 ounces of their milk

"We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?" Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said.

Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.

He said: "I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.

"One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency."

 

[. . .]

There was a place in Toronto where you could go in and try a glass of human milk.

Did you drink their entire milk supply?

 

[Kit]

I have tasted my own milk and it tastes sweet. I didn't have any milk supply when I was pregnant though. It came in a few days after I had my baby and I had Dolly Parton breasts. Then they shrunk when the engorgement ended.

 

[IdahoRose]

I lactate as a side effect of taking Risperdal. I have tasted my own milk and it tastes mild and sweet.

 

[. . .]

I wish I had a lactating wife/girlfriend. If I'd run out of milk, I'd have a perfect excuse for squeezing her breasts.

 

[LittleTigger]

I used to drink my late wife's milk. Never had any kids but she
would lactate for some reason. It was a warm, sweet but weakly flavoured
and thin substance, nothing like cow's milk. She asked me to do it
so she would not leak all about so I did it for her. Later the
doctor gave her something to make it stop.

 

[142857]

I used to drink my late wife's milk... It was a warm, sweet but weakly flavoured
and thin substance, nothing like cow's milk.

Sounds more like colostrum than regular milk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colostrum

As for me, I've never intentionally milked a boob and I've never intentionally tasted breast milk.

 

[Kit]

I once squirted myself in the eye on accident.

 

[. . .]

I once squirted myself in the eye on accident.

Be more careful.

 

[Google]

http://news.discovery.com/human/breast-milk-ice-cream-110225.html

 

[IContainMultitudes]

http://news.discovery.com/human/breast-milk-ice-cream-110225.html

Breast Milk Ice Cream Confiscated From London Shop

http://consumerist.com/2011/02/brea...tml?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter