Have you ever milked a cow?

[Google]

This is a question I commonly ask people out of curiosity.

 

[superboyian]

I never milked a cow and you got dressed up just to milk a cow? :lol2:

 

[jaws]

When I was younger I visited many farms...I've been asked if I wanted to, and I declined.

 

[kensho52]

Never milked a cow, however I used to raise goats and have milked many of them.

 

[PanPaniscus]

No but I have milked a goat. It felt like squeezing a big saggy tit, bleh. Not that I know what saggy tits feel like of course.

 

[tree]

No, I have never milked a cow.
I have milked many goats.

 

[Butterfly88]

I have never milked a cow but I have milked a few goats.

 

[The Midge]

Yes I have. My Great Uncle Percy used to have a dairy herd and allowed us to help out sometimes and I did some work experience taster sessions at a college which included the milking session. Both had automated pumps.

 

[The Midge]

No but I have milked a goat. It felt like squeezing a big saggy tit, bleh. Not that I know what saggy tits feel like of course.

Yes you do. A big saggy tit is exactly what an udder is.

 

[Mr Allen]

I haven't, but my Dad has, we once stayed on a Farm down in Cornwall, and the Farmer asked Dad to help with the Cows, and he literally got crapped on, had Cow muck all over him, was quite funny but rather smelly.. Fresh milk in a morning though, very nice.

Not so nice having to have Wasp traps up in the House all the time though.