Yeah, you could call this a whine post.
No more of some of my favorite foods.
At least I already gave up the beer a while ago.
Cherry juice is now in my fridge. Allopurinol will soon be a part of my daily routine.
I want to chainsaw my right foot off and cauterize the wound with a blowtorch. That might hurt slightly less.
OK, maybe that last paragraph was too melodramatic. Maybe I need some CBD strain of weed right now instead.
Rest assured, I will end this self pity party eventually. Just let me have it for tonight.
No more of some of my favorite foods.
At least I already gave up the beer a while ago.
Cherry juice is now in my fridge. Allopurinol will soon be a part of my daily routine.
I want to chainsaw my right foot off and cauterize the wound with a blowtorch. That might hurt slightly less.
OK, maybe that last paragraph was too melodramatic. Maybe I need some CBD strain of weed right now instead.
Rest assured, I will end this self pity party eventually. Just let me have it for tonight.