This might be some kind of lightworker thing I have but, ever since ten ive had this weird habit of waking up through a lucid dream, exiting sleep with knowledge and peripheral memory of characters or creatures i just saw and the unrealistic biomes i was in. It's kinda cool, but sometimes it can get a little freaky.
This evening (yeah, I sleep on a vampire schedule... What is my life...) I was having a lucid dream where I was sitting cross-legged on some kind of beach with a bunch of creatures that looked like they were from a cross between Densetsu no Stafi, Kirby and Pokemon game universes. I was myself, with four other characters; a starfish with a gem on it's back, a crab who's always scowling yet seems to be a really nice guy, a Kirby lookalike, and a baby dragon nibbling on what I think was a star fruit. Sitting across from us in the middle was what I could only assume to be a blue squid-like creature, with a typical HAL Laboratory-esque character face. Before i I heard noises of the real world while waking up the squid thing was going on about how "that funny looking two-leg right there has helped us many times and hopefully will help us again". I remember saying "What's so special about me? Am I the chosen one or something? And, that Genesis Core you guys are after might be able to do things like create entire landforms but I doubt it will repel..." I then realized I was dreaming, and went ABSOLUTELY NUTS with my dream powers.
To the kirby lookalike: " You, spin fourteen times and eat the tree behind you, then tell yourself you don't exist."
To the baby dragon: "Say a joke in dragon language and fold yourself backwards until your small enough to fit under a rock."
To the crab: "Fly into a cloud and explode into shrimp."
To the gem starfish: "Recite Hamlet backwards, then eat the gem on your back."
Everyone did as I said, but the squid creature looked really sad. I then heard it say "It is for our own good." As soon as it spoke, everyone that was acting stupid then repeated him in a monotone voice.
I then woke up to see The Amazing World of Gumball on TV, on the episode where Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after watching a school video of a nightmarish Paddington Bear teaching kids to be safe, using those arc words ("it is for our own good") to brainwash people into following his outlandish precautions.
Am I an alien?
This evening (yeah, I sleep on a vampire schedule... What is my life...) I was having a lucid dream where I was sitting cross-legged on some kind of beach with a bunch of creatures that looked like they were from a cross between Densetsu no Stafi, Kirby and Pokemon game universes. I was myself, with four other characters; a starfish with a gem on it's back, a crab who's always scowling yet seems to be a really nice guy, a Kirby lookalike, and a baby dragon nibbling on what I think was a star fruit. Sitting across from us in the middle was what I could only assume to be a blue squid-like creature, with a typical HAL Laboratory-esque character face. Before i I heard noises of the real world while waking up the squid thing was going on about how "that funny looking two-leg right there has helped us many times and hopefully will help us again". I remember saying "What's so special about me? Am I the chosen one or something? And, that Genesis Core you guys are after might be able to do things like create entire landforms but I doubt it will repel..." I then realized I was dreaming, and went ABSOLUTELY NUTS with my dream powers.
To the kirby lookalike: " You, spin fourteen times and eat the tree behind you, then tell yourself you don't exist."
To the baby dragon: "Say a joke in dragon language and fold yourself backwards until your small enough to fit under a rock."
To the crab: "Fly into a cloud and explode into shrimp."
To the gem starfish: "Recite Hamlet backwards, then eat the gem on your back."
Everyone did as I said, but the squid creature looked really sad. I then heard it say "It is for our own good." As soon as it spoke, everyone that was acting stupid then repeated him in a monotone voice.
I then woke up to see The Amazing World of Gumball on TV, on the episode where Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after watching a school video of a nightmarish Paddington Bear teaching kids to be safe, using those arc words ("it is for our own good") to brainwash people into following his outlandish precautions.
Am I an alien?