Ink Blots, what do you see?

[Lady Lucifer]

Take the quiz here http://theinkblot.com/step_1.htm
Or here is another fun one https://www.buzzfeed.com/danmeth/ink-blot-test?utm_term=.dp17ZEymo#.rtMZD8m5J

What I saw (Inkblot.com results)
1) A head of pink elephant from Dumbo
2) A mirror image of Sam from "Green Eggs and Ham." He looks like he is going through something really traumatic and he has lost track of his own identy

Spoiler: Kinda Graphic Description

3) Two futa women peeing on the carpet. They both look like the red head woman from the Flinstones. I forget her name. Meanwhile Felix the cat (the small fragment in the back) is watching this and enjoying this along with Tweedie Bird

4) Charlie's Angels
5) A moth, kinda reminds me of Silence of the Lambs
6) Eraser Head being stalked by a Chinese Woman
7) Two Birds Wearing Shoes

Spoiler: Kinda Graphic

8) The weirdest drag queen I ever seen. She has lobster claws and is wearing aKKK hat.

9) A not-so-scary monster. He looks kinda ashamed of himself
10) This one is my favorite. Its a chinese man who is farting while summoning electricty from his hands. He is also wearing a gas mask for some reason.

Buzzfeed answers
1) A bulldog
2) Two women saying goodbye to eahc other
3) Alien Bambi!
4) A very angry tiny anime woman
5) Two women doing the can can
6) Two sad men who have ran away from home
7) A man doing his hair in the mirror. He reminds me of the Dad from Jetsons
8) Two alchohlic busty women with big hair
9) Look! You got twins! Aah, ain't they cute?
10) I'm reminded of this TedTalk I saw for this one psychology class of Philip Zimbardo talking about are people born evil? he then showed some graphic pictures and I remember one looking similar to this one.

 

[pamelaperejil]

Your sickness quotient is 57%, which is hardly cause for concern.

Your motto is "colorless green ideas sleep furiously".

I had to make up most of the answers, because the options available were annoying.

 

[tree]

Both those were just joke 'tests.'
The real Rorschach doesn't have forced choice.

 

[Lady Lucifer]

Both those were just joke 'tests.'
The real Rorschach doesn't have forced choice.

I know thats why I made this thread and put my answers in it.

 

[Mary Anne]

I know thats why I made this thread and put my answers in it.

 

[tree]

 

[Nervous Rex]

None of them look like anything to me. All I see in them is the fact that they're symmetrical.

 

[SusanLR]

The real thing is a really fun test IMO.
When I took it in psychology, the main thing the teacher told me was it showed I like animals better than
people.

 

[SusanLR]

Results on the first one:
Sickness Quotient: 44%
Congratulations! At a 44% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
• (Ha! Yeh, both of them!)
  
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
• (True)
  
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

 

[Progster]

Lol, most of them didn't look like anything, I said so, and for that they gave me an 80% sickness quotient!!

 

[_test_]

Free Rorschach inkblot test you can pass here. I passed this test, I liked it.

 

[Nervous Rex]

 

[tree]

 

[SusanLR]

Very accurate.

Result:
You can impartially resolve life problems of life and stay objective. You try to rely more on rational thinking, rather than sensual impulses. You lack some spontaneity in decision-making.

You are a mature person, clearly understanding and accepting your inner world, your needs and desires. You are able to sympathize and empathize, you are interested in the emotions of your nearest and dearest. You aspire to do something unusual and original, combining ideas and solutions.

You tend to analyze your behavior and the behavior of the people around you. Perhaps, this way you try to find in their behavior the solution that will help you overcome the difficulties in your own interpersonal relationships or resolve the conflict with your close person.

You are not prone to rapid changes in lifestyle, first prefer to weigh everything carefully, and then get involved in an adventure.

 

[Daydreamer]

I did all three quizzes.

The Buzzfeed one

You got: Passionate
You are a blustery and sentimental ball of emotion. You live hard and love harder. It's just one adventure after another and you despise those who can't let themselves chew on the meat of existence. "LIVE, YOU BLOODLESS AUTOMATONS!" is a phrase you have said or will say in the near future.

Question 1)

What I saw: a Ram wearing three bead dangling earrings, floating over a platform and two random splodges on each side. That wasn't an option, so I chose:

The steering wheel of a Honda Civic.

Question 2)

What I saw: Two large praying mantis looking in different directions.

So I chose: Conflict.

Question 3)

What I saw: Two alien faces.

So I chose: Your mom and dad arguing.

Question 4)

What I saw: An alien with their fists clenched, possibly ready for a fight.

So I chose: A sweaty grasshopper.

Question 5)

What I saw: Two winged bears growling at each other.

So I chose: Two wolves arm wrestling.

Question 6)

What I saw:Two bony-faced vultures holding their pray upside down and looking at it.

So I chose: Nothing that makes you sound crazy.

Question 7)

What I saw: Two crows facing each other whilst sat on large logs.

So I chose: Hopelessness.

Question 8)

What I saw:Two chimeras carrying a treasure chest upside down with their lion paws.

So I chose: A weasel contemplating life.

Question 9)

What I saw:Two small headed monsters carrying massive acorns.

So I chose: Two bald guys having a pillow fight.

Question 10)

What I saw:Two hunchback men stuck together.

So I chose: Gargoyles.

The Inkblot.com

Sickness Quotient: 93%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 93% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
  
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
  
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

(The majority of my answers were written in and nowhere near the options).

Psycho-tests.com

You can impartially resolve life problems of life and stay objective. You try to rely more on rational thinking, rather than sensual impulses. You lack some spontaneity in decision-making.

You are a mature person, clearly understanding and accepting your inner world, your needs and desires. You are able to sympathize and empathize, you are interested in the emotions of your nearest and dearest. You aspire to do something unusual and original, combining ideas and solutions.

You are not prone to rapid changes in lifestyle, first prefer to weigh everything carefully, and then get involved in an adventure.

...Make of that what you will.