'**** my dad says'

[gamers1700]

Post your favorites, I'll post my own a bit later so as to not ruin some of them. You don't need a twitter account, and no I don't tweet.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

 

[142857]

I love it. Don't get this one but:

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

 

[gamers1700]

I love it. Don't get this one but:

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

I think he's referring to the line of thought that 'Mother Nature' follows it's own chaotic rules that science will never fully catch up to and not be able to admit it, but is dependent regardless. I dunno though, he's had a lot of time to think about this. lol

 

[mikeg26843]

ive just been through them all, they are very funny

 

[tree]

"If you can't get a board, get a plank."

I am not saying it's deep or hilarious.
He just used to say it.

"**** fire and save matches."

 

[RidingDutchman]

My dad makes a ton of puns, shame is that puns translate very badly xD

As he is working in the ICT help desk of a company at the moment, people often call him if their account doesn't work.
Coworker: "I can't get into my PC"
Dad: "A screwdriver might help"

I get my humor from him, taking stuff literal in an incredibly smart assed kind of way... Which annoys some immensely xD

 

[umbrellabeach]

I won't add him. Seems he can't say anything without swearing. It gets old after a while.

 

[metalminx24]

"I am much better at keeping my temper" shortly before completely losing his s***. Sometimes I prefer that he's in texas not here , although I wouldn't mind swopping