My ideal season of RuPaul’s Drag Race

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I decided to create my own ideal perfect season of RuPaul’s Drag Race with challenges, runway themes when applicable, and lip sync songs. No contestants will be named but there are fourteen queens competing.

Episode 1: Drag on a Dime III
The classic maxi challenge returns but this time everything that is to be used for the looks are from garage sales.
Lip Sync Song: Breakout by Swing Out Sister

Episode 2: Musical Challenge
The queens put on a musical
Runway Theme: Satin and Lace
Lip Sync Song: Defying Gravity by Idina Menzel

Episode 3: Muppets Mayhem!
The queens must create their own Muppet characters and matching outfits and have their Muppets make their grand debut on the runway. Special guest judge Frank Oz and “Star” judge Miss Piggy (Miss Piggy is always the Star and never a guest)
Lip Sync Song: Rainbow Connection by The Carpenters

Episode 4: Acting Challenge
Runway Theme: Diamonds Galore
Lip Sync Song: Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend by Marilyn Monroe

Episode 5: Talk Show Challenge
Lip Sync Song: Dare Me by Pointer Sisters

Episode 6: Snatch Game
Lip Sync Song: Where Is My Man by Eartha Kitt

Episode 7: Friends of Barbie
The queens must create their own new friend for Barbie and then a look based on a classic and/or beloved Barbie doll. The Barbie looks are First, Malibu, Superstar, Rockers, Totally Hair, California Girl, Life In the Dreamhouse, and Fashionistas. Guest judges are Robert Best and Bob Mackie.
Lip Sync Song: Barbie Girl by Aqua

Episode 8: Singing Challenge
Runway Theme: Queen of De Nile (Cleopatra/Egyptian)
Lip Sync Song: Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles

Episode 9: Pit Crew Makeover
The queens must turn members of the Pit Crew into the newest member of their drag family
Lip Sync Song: Lambada by Kaoma

Episode 10: Rumix Challenge
The Top Five must write their own verses to an assigned Rupaul song
Runway Theme: Best Drag
Lip Sync Song: Only In My Dreams by Debbie Gibson

Episode 11: Reunion

Episode 12: Lip Sync For the Crown
The Top Four all lip sync and the two winners in the first round will lip sync against each other for the Crown.
Lip Sync 1: I Know What Boys Like by The Waitresses
Lip Sync 2: Brass In Pocket by The Pretenders
Lip Sync For the Crown: Fame by Irene Cara

 

[Bolletje]

Ahhh, Drag on a Dime is such a great challenge. I miss it.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Here are my ideal All Stars Lip Sync Assassins and songs:

Alaska- Johnny Are You Queer by Josie Cotton
Denali Fox- Wannabe by The Spice Girls
Symone- Love’s Comin’ At Ya- Melba Moore
Silky Nutmeg Ganache- Love’s Gonna Get You by Jocelyn Brown
Daya Betty- Rip Her to Shreds by Blondie
Jujubee- Love Come Down by Evelyn Champagne King
Lala Ri- She Works Hard For the Money by Donna Summer
Shangela- My Name Is Not Susan by Whitney Houston
Ben Delacreme- Milkshake by Kellis

 

[Bolletje]

Denali is so adorable. Did you see her intermission performance during the NHL Blackhawks game? It was stellar.

 

[Darkkin]

It is always cool to see the different dialects of fandoms and interests. The contexts are so rich and so diverse.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

More lip sync songs I want to see on the show:

In My House- Mary Jane Girls
Don’t Wanna Fall In Love- Jane Child
Kiss Them For Me- Siouxie and the Banshees
Everybody Dance- Ta Mara and the Seen
Love Sensation- Loleatta Holloway
Everybody Everybody- Black Box
Heartbeat- Taana Gardner but the Seduction version is just as good
I Specialize in Love- Sharon Brown
Say I’m Your Number One- Princess
Just a Touch of Love- C+C Music Factory
Your Love- Chic
Criminal- Fiona Apple
I Feel For You- Chaka Khan
I Can’t Stand the Rain- Eruption
I Can’t Wait- Nu Shooz
The Way You Love Me- Karyn White
Girlfriend- Pebbles
What Have You Done For Me Lately- Janet Jackson
Buffalo Stance- Neneh Cherry