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[Bernard Tisman]

CHIPS INSIDE FISH TANK



Once upon a time a man emptied a load of chips into the fish tank so they could be with the fish because fish go with chips.
If you have a load of fish in the aquarium then you have to include chips as well.

Fish get on very well with chips.

It's not unusual to catch chips as well when you go fishing.
For this you have to have a both, chipping rod and a fishing rod.

 

[EricD]

What about chips and putts? Or pitches and chips? You can always chip it into the hole!

 

[Bernard Tisman]

ALL ABOUT BOBBY BEALE


Bobby Beale, the Walford terror, has been sent to boarding school by his dad Ian because he bumped off his sister Lucy and pushed his mother down the stairs in EastEnders. He once tried throw a brick through the window of Max Branning's car.

Bobby Beale was sent to boarding school in the hope he would be put on the straight and narrow, according to his dad Ian Beale

Bobby Beale also pushed over the House of Parliament whilst politicians were having a debate. The government ministers managed to break open some windows and climb out, but had to be picked up by a fisherman who then brought them back to shore.