Slithytoves
Oblique Strategist
I'm back in the regular job market for the first time in seven years, and I'm hating it. I'm only doing it because I have to make a predictable income quickly, to budget and pay for my move overseas.
I miss the days when a person turned in a paper job application, and good penmanship and a live first impression could bump you to the top of the pile even if your qualifications weren't a perfect match to the open job. Back when a good cover letter really was a chance to stand out. Before e-application forms that limit your characters in each field so much that you have to use abbreviations and drop words to say anything. Before "cut-and-paste" resume windows that totally screw up your formatting. Before getting the right phone numbers for a prospective employer to call and check your references was an all-day affair, and when employers didn't drop you from their files in 3-4 years, like you'd never even worked there. Before third-party HR departments, and automated pre-screening systems that scan your submission for keywords and disqualify you seemingly arbitrarily. Before stupid, lengthy online "personality tests" that are rarely even a fair indication of what kind of employee you will actually be. When Management still had the latitude (and open-mindedness) to decide that a degree, or a specific one, wasn't absolutely required in your case. When positions weren't posted until a company was actually ready to start interviewing, and only one, maybe two interviews were required for a simple office or retail management job. When you could call back to check on your application status, just once, without being treated like you're desperate and wasting someone's time. When all interviewees got the courtesy of a call-back, or at least a timely letter, good news or bad. When even many corporate employers could hire on-the-spot, and often did.
I got every job I ever applied for until all this stuff changed, and if I ever needed a break, it's in my present situation. I'm not feeling very hopeful at the moment.
What you think of how hiring is handled these days? Has it helped you or hurt you, when looking for work? Additions to my gripe list? Stories from the battlefield?
I miss the days when a person turned in a paper job application, and good penmanship and a live first impression could bump you to the top of the pile even if your qualifications weren't a perfect match to the open job. Back when a good cover letter really was a chance to stand out. Before e-application forms that limit your characters in each field so much that you have to use abbreviations and drop words to say anything. Before "cut-and-paste" resume windows that totally screw up your formatting. Before getting the right phone numbers for a prospective employer to call and check your references was an all-day affair, and when employers didn't drop you from their files in 3-4 years, like you'd never even worked there. Before third-party HR departments, and automated pre-screening systems that scan your submission for keywords and disqualify you seemingly arbitrarily. Before stupid, lengthy online "personality tests" that are rarely even a fair indication of what kind of employee you will actually be. When Management still had the latitude (and open-mindedness) to decide that a degree, or a specific one, wasn't absolutely required in your case. When positions weren't posted until a company was actually ready to start interviewing, and only one, maybe two interviews were required for a simple office or retail management job. When you could call back to check on your application status, just once, without being treated like you're desperate and wasting someone's time. When all interviewees got the courtesy of a call-back, or at least a timely letter, good news or bad. When even many corporate employers could hire on-the-spot, and often did.
I got every job I ever applied for until all this stuff changed, and if I ever needed a break, it's in my present situation. I'm not feeling very hopeful at the moment.
What you think of how hiring is handled these days? Has it helped you or hurt you, when looking for work? Additions to my gripe list? Stories from the battlefield?
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