Logic on steriods...
I pick the number 13 on purpose, (no one else wants the poor thing)...
I walk, and work, under ladders all the time because stuff needs to get done.
I break every mirror I need to, if it won't fit in the dumpster.
Bad news don't come in threes... It comes as long as you are looking for 3 bad things
Wishing on a star... No just amazed and thankful I got to see it.
I have a black cat named Zap, she is anything but bad luck.
I don't think that rabbit felt too lucky losing his life, and foot, for some sick fetish
Knock on wood... Really... Like it can understand this sickness?
Crossed fingers are for people who didn't prepare to hear what they might not like.
The combination to my golf cart stall is 0666 - I figure no one will ever use that combination.
You don't open an umbrella indoors, unless its raining in the damn house, otherwise it pointless.
7 is a lucky number, until they chose another number.
Friday the 13th is just as unlucky as the second Tuesday of next week.
A wishbone is a part of a dead chicken... It looks like luck ran out for him, lets eat and move on.
Throwing salt over your shoulder makes you look like you have dandruff...
Avoiding sidewalk cracks is stealing from my OCD, please find your own sickness.
Yep, I'm not much on superstition... : )