Okay I'm just going to drop random chunks of text that an AI came up because why not, entirely out of context of course. Though, considering why I made it do this (it's a set of "cursed commercial outlines", with Bob as the recurring character), it doesnt make a whole lot more sense IN context, particularly as some of them were created after I very specifically told the AI to do it in the style of older, less coherent AIs. Others were more of a horror style. None of them make sense out of context:
Buy complete pudding today or it will eat your soul
What? I can't hear you, the beaver is too loud!
He holds up a bag of his new cereal, Hippity Hoppin' Cornflakes.
The announcer also tells us that the product was made from 100% real weirdos and is also a complete and balanced breakfast.
The statue's head falls off, only to be replaced with Bob's Endless Box of Bobs.
"Bob's Absolute Tape Measure", he says, as the oozing continues.
Bob: Hello. I am Bob Hobbs. I am a pencil.
Bob pauses.
Bob: I am a complete pencil.
Welcome to Dungeons and Morons, the only show that brings to you true dice-rolling entertainment!
A mouse cursor in the shape of an emaciated donkey appears from the side of the screen, moving towards the website link. It leaves a trail of blood as it moves.
We take your money, and give you sporks!
The three men morph into a talking butt, an egg and a cup of water.
There, that's enough for one post.
Also "100% real weirdos" just about killed me when I saw the thing spit that out.