Scariest/Creepiest things that children say/do

[UberScout]

Kids are somehow known to be compelled to say unnerving things, as I've found on the internet.

Once when my little sister was walking me through how she affected me telepathically a couple times, like in the grocery store, she was explaining to me what Light Workers were, and that she and I were Light Bodies; so-called "Starseeds", to be exact. I know it sounds like a load of bull, but I've used Google and it has a LOAD of information on it; just google it sometime.

Anyway, she was teaching me how I could use these "powers" she used on me, and we were outside one day as I was learning to read the thoughts of animals (apparently one of the things she said was possible with telepathy). I was trying to read the mind of a stray cat passing by when suddenly Sophia got in front of me and said "Why don't I greet you to the neighborhood?" with the biggest grin on her face. She put a hand on my chest and everything went blank for a second.

Next thing I knew, I was sitting cross-legged on the pavement of the driveway in front of her. According to her, I was apparently blank like that for ten whole minutes....but I never saw, felt or heard anything happen. Ten minutes of my life are missing and I'll never know what she did to make it happen.

We can't help but love them.... but are there really monsters under their beds?

 

[tree]

Title reminded me of the first post in this>
The last thing that made you laugh

Seems like losses of consciousness aren't really that uncommon for you.

The last line, "...but are there really monsters under their beds?"
With no aspersion intended regarding your sibling, that could as easily
be written "...but are they really the monsters under their beds?"

Assuming you've watched any '80s movies, that is.

 

[UberScout]

Yeah, me zonking out because of certain things like OTC medication or just pushing myself to stay up too long is something I'm very familiar with.

But the last time I had dental surgery to get my #18 taken out, I actually had a dream. If you remember me having a particularly dark mood towards religion at the time, it went like this:

I'm in the Sanctuary of a church in the middle pews. My grandmother, uncle Jim, aunt Jean and some of my other relatives are all sitting with me, and they are very unhappy with me. I ask my grandmother "Grandma, what am I doing here?" and she snaps at me, saying "Hush, boy! You ought to know better! You're on thin ice with the Lord as it is!" I'm puzzled at this. "What do you mean?" My uncle Jim speaks up. "It means you're makin' Him mad, and if you don't quit, you ain't gonna be with us when you pass on!" My grandmother points at the altar where the preacher is, who is speaking his sermon in a very, very serious, low and gritty tone:

"We all have our slip-ups. We all make mistakes. We do things we're not supposed to. It's natural, we're human. But then there's that one mistake we end up making, that we forget to make up for. And there are two many people like that young man there that do these things and then just go about their business, like it never even happened. Well, God remembers those things, and He tells us about the consequences in many ways." A projector screen starts to lower behind him. "And I'm about to show you, over there in the middle, one of those ways."

The projection screen lowers all the way down. The first image on the slideshow is a person on their knees, begging to a kobold who is holding a goblet of water, for just the tiniest sip of it. The kobold snatches it away. The second image has a woman chained to a stretcher being whipped with a vine made of thorns. Each time she is lashed, the wounds immediately heal. The third image is simple a man standing in black space with no skin.

Horrified by all this, I decide I can't watch, and immediately bolt for the door. I dash to where there should be a door, but there is only a wall. I turn back around to see the preacher who was talking a few feet behind me, but now he wears robes that look like they're from a cult. He holds out a hand and two sets of caltrops on wires dart to my wrists and strap me to the wall. He inches closer and closer, and before I know it I'm awake in the operating theater again.

 

[tree]

@UberScout
I remember your ups and downs, your light and darker times.

Do you keep, with any regularity, a dream journal?

 

[Fino]

Children describe in graphic detail how they're going to kill, maim, burn, or otherwise destroy, the fictional characters in the piano books.

 

[GrownupGirl]

I once saw a video where a student was asked to write why milk is something you give to small children who have swallowed something poisonous. The student wrote "To make them happy before they die".
I laughed at that more than I probably should have.

The other day I read that a kid drew a picture at school of a polar bear killing and eating a seal with blood and stuff. The whole school went nuts and had the kid examined for mental problems. Personally I think they really overreacted because that's what real polar bears do. It's nature. I grew up watching animal documentaries that often showed nature's darker side. Don't think I ever drew pictures of it, though.

 

[Fino]

I once saw a video where a student was asked to write why milk is something you give to small children who have swallowed something poisonous. The student wrote "To make them happy before they die".
I laughed at that more than I probably should have.

The other day I read that a kid drew a picture at school of a polar bear killing and eating a seal with blood and stuff. The whole school went nuts and had the kid examined for mental problems. Personally I think they really overreacted because that's what real polar bears do. It's nature. I grew up watching animal documentaries that often showed nature's darker side. Don't think I ever drew pictures of it, though.

Then they would examine the majority of kids I've met for mental problems, mostly boys.

 

[Streetwise]

just speaking and existing imo

 

[UberScout]

Sometimes i write .txt Notepad files on Maddog's laptop when he lets me use it. I talk about dreams i'm able to remember.

 

[D'Andre]

I hate using the public toilet already, but having a kid peek at your private moment through the stall after you tell him numerous times to stop is violating.

And I cannot stand a spoiled rotten child or adult(I was somewhat spoiled but taught respect and gratitude)

 

[Slim Jim]

Sometimes they might have an 'Imaginary Friend.' That gives them messages.

Spoiler

This Little Girls Disturbing Drawings of Her Imaginary Friend Will Creep You Out

 

[Magna]

Waking up in the middle of the night to find them standing next to your bed while silently watching you sleep?

 

[Luca]

The creepiest thing a kid has ever said to me was "I will be cremated someday. This brings me peace."
I'm sorry, what?!

 

[Magna]

I read this somewhere recently and I forgot where, but someone said that kids were asked why they thought people were supposed to be given milk if they accidentally or unknowingly drank poison. One little kid said it was because the milk would make the person feel good before they die. I thought that was hilarious.

 

[GrownupGirl]

I read this somewhere recently and I forgot where, but someone said that kids were asked why they thought people were supposed to be given milk if they accidentally or unknowingly drank poison. One little kid said it was because the milk would make the person feel good before they die. I thought that was hilarious.

I already mentioned that.

 

[GrownupGirl]

The other day I was reading about the show Toddlers and Tiaras on TV Tropes. I have never watched the show because I'm a little too find of keeping my brain cells alive, but some of the things the kids would say and do was just not right. One of them said they wanted to be an exterminator when they grew up because they liked to kill things. A couple of other little girls apparently developed the beginnings of a split personality disorder to deal with all the real child abuse they were experiencing in these so called beauty pageants. I don't get it, why were the police or CPS never called?