Joel's Hear
I'm here, at least for now
I worked at Zaxby's chicken restaurant once, and they have four types of peppery wing or finger sauce (in order of spiciness, least to greatest): wimpy, tongue torch, insane, or nuclear. I was a cook, and I was always shocked when someone ordered nuclear, or even insane sauce. I couldn't do tongue torch. People would order a chicken finger platter (5 fingers) drenched in sauce. I didn't understand it on any level.
Now I live in Mexico, where nuclear sauce would be considered wimpy. French fries are covered, not in ketchup, but in hot sauce. Plastic bags of fried banana chips include hot sauce. Bags of apples include hot sauce. In the grocery store, an entire third of the fruit and veg section consists of peppers. Serranos, jalapeños, dried puyos, Brazilian types, chipotles, and the don of all, the habanero. I'll see a little old lady walking out the store straining her arms carrying eight kilos of habaneros. Nothing else.
I've always been a hot sauce wimp, but now I consume salsa twice as spicy as nuclear on my panuchos. Why? To fit in. To feel so flushed it's almost like I'm flying. To add zing and flavor to my life. I eat spicier foods than anyone I've ever met. To the Mexicans, I'm still a lightweight and always will be. Spicy foods have been proven to be extremely health beneficial, but beware, consumption of too much has been linked to ulcers.
Now I live in Mexico, where nuclear sauce would be considered wimpy. French fries are covered, not in ketchup, but in hot sauce. Plastic bags of fried banana chips include hot sauce. Bags of apples include hot sauce. In the grocery store, an entire third of the fruit and veg section consists of peppers. Serranos, jalapeños, dried puyos, Brazilian types, chipotles, and the don of all, the habanero. I'll see a little old lady walking out the store straining her arms carrying eight kilos of habaneros. Nothing else.
I've always been a hot sauce wimp, but now I consume salsa twice as spicy as nuclear on my panuchos. Why? To fit in. To feel so flushed it's almost like I'm flying. To add zing and flavor to my life. I eat spicier foods than anyone I've ever met. To the Mexicans, I'm still a lightweight and always will be. Spicy foods have been proven to be extremely health beneficial, but beware, consumption of too much has been linked to ulcers.