Tell a lie about the person above you

[NeoPhile]

In this thread, we tell a lie about the person who just posted and just go on from there!
I'll start, but since I'm the first to post, there's no one above me; so I'll just tell a lie about myself: My real name is Thessler Applegate III Esq. Now someone tell another random lie about me and we'll go from there!

 

[Questella]

In this thread, we tell a lie about the person who just posted and just go on from there!
I'll start, but since I'm the first to post, there's no one above me; so I'll just tell a lie about myself: My real name is Thessler Applegate III Esq. Now someone tell another random lie about me and we'll go from there!

You have 47 cats, 32 dogs, several different birds, a horse, 2 goats and live in a large yet comfortable barn.

(Don't ask, I have no idea, lol) :3

 

[clg114]

You are the CEO of General Motors.

 

[tree]

@NeoPhile
This seems nearly identical to 'Say Something Random about the above Poster.'
The construct of framing the statement as a 'lie' is the minor difference.

[No this comment doesn't count as a game entry.] LOL

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Cig was once prosecuted for tripping up an old lady and stealing her walking frame.

 

[Nemo]

Fridge is secretly the self-aware spirit of the grand canyon

 

[ZebraAutismo]

Nemo is a mind reader who rules the world.

 

[AustinTheAspie]

Zebra got drunk with me once and puked on my jacket.

 

[zeroninja]

Austin's actually a giant Carp in a human suit, acting as a spy for the merfolk from Atlantis. His diagnosis is real, though.

 

[8398]

Zeroninja uses ninja stealth, but is frequently given away by flatulence

 

[AGXStarseed]

8398's Aspiescentral avatar picture is in fact not a random image, but a selfie.

 

[Azul-Infinito]

AGX - is actually a self aware computer that achieved sentient abilities thanks to the technology brought to earth by the Mantis people of Planet 8398.

Little known fact - the Mantise's technology is also responsible for the Sham-wow, the shake-weight and Global Positioning Systems.

 

[NeoPhile]

^ Is actually a giant Komodo Dragon who's escaped from the zoo and is bent on world domination.

Also, @tree, in the thread you talked about, you're supposed to say something true about the person above you. In this one, you're supposed to tell a lie.

 

[tree]

@NeoPhile
Say something random about the above poster

In practice, the thread is basically fantasy.

 

[8398]

NeoPhile is attracted to neopets

 

[NeoPhile]

8398 Cannot respond right now because he just ate his computer, thinking it was a cheeseburger.

 

[Azul-Infinito]

Neophile was in an on again- off again relationship with the squirrel from sponge Bob, for the better part of 3 years. Unfortunately , he had to leave her because Of all the partying and staying out all night. She would go on "crabby patty" benders for days, and it put too much strain on the relationship.

 

[NeoPhile]

Azul-Infinito was once engaged to a refrigerator.

 

[Butterfly88]

Neophile is Donald Trump's cousin.

 

[NeoPhile]

Butterfly88 was just captured and eaten by 8398.