Actual Notes from Hospital Charts:
The patient refused autopsy.
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
The patient has no previous history of suicides.
Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blankinship to dispose of him.
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She is numb from her toes down.
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
