Want to be a Bubble "Boy"

[paloftoon]

Bubble Boy (2001) - IMDb
How do I purchase a proper bubble for myself, just like in this Jake Gyllenhaal movie, Bubble Boy?

Thank you.

 

[unperson]

Funny film, I liked it a lot.

 

[Ursus Chainus]

I was called bubble boy as a child and it was an insult because I would go non-verbal at times and had a hard time hearing people through my incessant thoughts.

What I used to dream of, once I was all proper and verbal, was becoming mute so I wouldn't make verbal mistakes.

Now I just wish I was 2 dimensional so I could turn sideways and disappear when I needed to.