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Post a Crazy or Funny News Story

Harpuia said:
I used to go on a political debate forum site, and it was always so intense. I tried to lighten up the mood by posting up a crazy or funny news story. This way maybe people who feel a little down can turn to this thread and laugh for a little while. Dumb criminal stories encouraged :D *loves dumb criminal stories*

I'll start.

China forced to put up 'no sex' signs on cable cars - AOL Travel UK
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How much money,I wonder, was spent on designing that sign?? It's brilliant! Sure beats such dry, informative stuff as:
2000px-No_Smoking.svg.webp
..And even..
download.webp :D
 
Harpuia said:
I used to go on a political debate forum site, and it was always so intense. I tried to lighten up the mood by posting up a crazy or funny news story. This way maybe people who feel a little down can turn to this thread and laugh for a little while. Dumb criminal stories encouraged :D *loves dumb criminal stories*

I'll start.

China forced to put up 'no sex' signs on cable cars - AOL Travel UK
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In India, the land of the Kama Sutra, so many variations of this sign would be necessary.
People accused of offending could plead positional innocence.
(Officer, the sign clearly illustrates position #7, while I and my beloved employed the unimpeachable #3.)
 
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Its not uncommon to see this on Thai taxis:
Thai_Minibus_Banned_Sign.JPG

In case you are wondering, the second one is durian.
 
zurb said:
Its not uncommon to see this on Thai taxis:
Thai_Minibus_Banned_Sign.JPG

In case you are wondering, the second one is durian.
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I have never smelled a fresh durian, but
used to buy dried jackfruit from the food co-op.
From the looks I have seen on people's faces, on television,
when they are offered fresh durian, it is....sensational.:tongueclosed:
 
"Despite first spotting them in 2000, the fungus was dismissed as a species of earthstar fungi which is prevalent in Norfolk."

We've had Kiwi fruit that spells 'Allah' when cut in half and toast imprinted with an image of the BVM.. I must wonder that tiny mushroom people haven't yet had their 15 minutes of fame.. kinda doesn't matter what they're a species of, I feel..

wyverary said:
Gold in faeces 'is worth millions and could save the environment' | Science | The Guardian
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We could also recycle unchewed sweetcorn and chilli sauce that still burns at the other end :p
 
Spiller said:
"Despite first spotting them in 2000, the fungus was dismissed as a species of earthstar fungi which is prevalent in Norfolk."

We've had Kiwi fruit that spells 'Allah' when cut in half and toast imprinted with an image of the BVM.. I must wonder that tiny mushroom people haven't yet had their 15 minutes of fame.. kinda doesn't matter what they're a species of, I feel..



We could also recycle unchewed sweetcorn and chilli sauce that still burns at the other end :p
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I was surprised to learn that some people don't experience that effect and that scientists found it worth studying.
Consumption of red-hot chili pepper increases symptoms in patients with acute anal fissures. A prospective, randomized, placebo-controlled, double ... - PubMed - NCBI
 
I clicked 'Like', as I like to give support and feedback to everyone, however.. never have I wished more for the ability to click two icons at the same time - namely 'Interesting' and 'Shock/Horror' (though it doesn't exist.. yet), tree!
Do you think you would get to pick the body?
Choice of gender.. or just what's available?
Race/Color/height/tattoos/physique.. etc, match?

What about if you were the body picking a head?
Who would you want to sleep with your partner?
.. Live your life.. do your job.. pluck your mono-brow.. pick your nose?

There seems to be a whole load of ethical weight behind this article :eek:

.. Just saying.. o_O

:D
 
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