Post a Crazy or Funny News Story

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The "Crazy" part of this, to me, is not that there was a company doing this.
It's that the company failed/went out of business.
This start-up promised 10,000 people eternal digital life—then it died | Fusion

An unrelated group of people is working on the same idea.
Eterni.me (I am not associated with it or hold stock in it or anything. Just read about them today.)

 

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Earthworms rain from sky over Norway - The Local
Poor worms.

Rain of animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Historical instances of animals falling from the sky. Mostly fish.
over a dozen links to other animals-from-the-sky incidents + terms in many
other languages for "heavy rain"

pinkwater.com » Fat Men from Space
A fictional account. If you enjoy children's books with pictures, check it out

 

[Shawn D]

This just happened this morning.


http://Rolled semi spills 14 million bees on I-5 near Lynnwood | The Seattle Timeshttp://

 

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This just happened this morning.


Rolled semi spills 14 million bees on I-5 near Lynnwood | The Seattle Times

ACK
They killed the bees.

I thought they'd just eventually fly away.

 

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This guy really wants to GET A HEAD.
Man volunteers for world first head transplant operation - Yahoo7

reddit.com: search results
Russian Head Transplant Doctor Looks Identical to Doctor in MGSV - KOJIMA! - NeoGAF
Russian Man Volunteers for Head Transplant

Can you figure this out?
Is it real? Or fake/PR for a game?

 

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New Zealand prime minister John Key apologises for pulling waitress's hair | World news | The Guardian

 

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World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD) - First Saturday of May!

Ready for World Naked Gardening Day on Saturday? - today > news - TODAY.com

Hooray! Time For World Naked Gardening Day! | Southern Living Blog

May the 2nd, 2015----- the 10th annual World Naked Gardening Day.

Maybe someday there will be Naked Competitive Deep Frying.
That could be a regular series, not limited to one day.

 

[Myron]

Husband Arrested for Assaulting Wife with Waffle

 

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Man who had sex with postbox found dead outside Chinese restaurant


Indian man put on diet of bananas to expel stolen necklace - South Asia News & Top Stories - The Straits Times
It's the combination of the language in the story ("food pipe") and the number of
bananas that makes it stand out for me, not the fact of swallowing/expelling stolen property.

Study: Smelling farts may be good for your health

 

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Police find $100 Worth Of Walmart Groceries In Woman’s Vagina | Daily Viral Stuff

This woman did NOT steal groceries from Wal-Mart in her Vagina. What she did was much worse! | DailyHaze

snopes.com: Woman at Walmart Arrested for Shoplifting; Police find $100 Worth of Groceries in Her Vagina

Below are links to 2 additional satire sites, where stories like 'groceries-in-womans-vagina' originate.
Empire News
Huzlers | Breaking News & Urban Entertainment

 

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If the artist likes to get his hands dirty,
why does he wear gloves?

'Eric ****' is the latest tech CEO to get a portrait made out of poop | The Verge

 

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LEGO penis sweep = the high cost of 'zero defects'
LEGO Universe's Developers Didn't Anticipate the Penis Cost | Kotaku UK

 

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Hey, you're CHOKING! Featuring Bea Arthur and a Unicorn Art Print by Jason O'Malley | Society6

Sideshow Podcast: Bea Arthur and Unicorns Teach You the Heimlich Maneuver - Studio 360

 

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Even with the word Spectrum on the menu,
I don't want any. 10 alternative burgers---
Burger King launches red burger, sets sights on entire colour spectrum - News - Food and Drink - The Independent


And, in unrelated news:
Senran Kagura's Producer Says Small Breasts Are Hard To Work With - Siliconera
Probably depends on what you're trying to do with them.

 

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Even with the word Spectrum on the menu,
I don't want any. 10 alternative burgers---
Burger King launches red burger, sets sights on entire colour spectrum - News - Food and Drink - The Independent


And, in unrelated news:
Senran Kagura's Producer Says Small Breasts Are Hard To Work With - Siliconera
Probably depends on what you're trying to do with them.

I don't think I have seen anything less appetising than those burgers, yuk..and the top ten burgers OMG?????? I was horrified when KFC started advertising the double down burger here, half the world starving the other half obese WTF

 

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Flaming streaker in WalMart douses self with milk.
Law enforcement says he must be arrested, otherwise
this would be happening all the time.

 

[Flinty]

"Indecent exposure is no laughing matter."

Actually, it usually is. For example, the fact that this newscast used two minutes on this story is hilarious.

 

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More in the peculiar/sad range than crazy/funny.
Doctors Find 50-Year-Old Fetus in Woman’s Abdomen
Doctor's Review | Fetal rock
Lithopedion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The first link was sent to me because a friend is trying to verify
a girl's story that she had a baby in January, but is now 'a little ill'
because the amniotic sac was not removed. The other links I found
because I want to help her figure that out.

My first reaction to the 'a little ill' story was "impossible."
When a goat retains a placenta she gets a high fever &
dies within 5 days, in great pain (if the placenta is not removed.)
But....amniotic sac is not placenta. IDK

 

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Michael Jackson appears as celestial vision
Is that Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk in clouds during lightning storm? | WGN-TV

 

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Proposed seating arrangement changes on airlines promotes PDAs among strangers.
Rampant butt touching and hand holding predicted.
Evil plane seat design would ruin whatever good remains of air travel | The Verge