Tom

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  Tom

• Apr 6, 2015

The ancients made things in the pyramid shape so no one would sit on them.

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  Tom

• Apr 4, 2015

Moon Madness can be very annoying. It would be so much easier if I could just completely turn into a wolf and howl on the hilltop.

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  Tom

• Apr 3, 2015

My business alter-ego is Baron Von Paperclip

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  Tom

• Apr 2, 2015

The first day of spring-like weather & I have my first cold of the season. :/ But its not a bad one. Just blahinating.

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  Tom

• Mar 31, 2015

They gave you fish? I didn't get any fish. Did they use to give members fish? Maybe its an oversight and I am supposed to get fish.

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  Tom

• Mar 31, 2015

March 31, still snowing... Will this winter never end!!

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  Tom

• Mar 30, 2015

They say having a dog adds two years to your life. But what about Cats? I mean those 9 lives have to come from somewhere...

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  Tom

• Mar 28, 2015

"Total: 76 (members: 26, guests: 36, robots: 14)" I didn't realize robots could have Aspergers. Was it programmed into them?

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  Tom

• Mar 28, 2015

There are three ways to get what you want: Beg, Work, Steal.

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  Tom

• Mar 27, 2015

I have always had a strange fear/obsession about the Muffin Man.

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  Tom

• Mar 26, 2015

I just hope that the virus that overwhelmed that world, Ingemisco querentes W-P does not spread here too..

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  Tom

• Mar 23, 2015

I think 'Gilligan's Island' was an allegorical version of the Gilgamesh Epic.

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  Tom

• Mar 23, 2015

Avatar Change... Now the same as it was at previous virtual residence.

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  Tom

• Mar 23, 2015

Global Warming Cure # 2 - Apply sunscreen to your house and everything in your yard.

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  Tom

• Mar 22, 2015

Global Warming Cure # 1 - Everybody make ice cubes non-stop and throw them outside.

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  Tom

• Mar 21, 2015

I think those diabolical infusions you make of everything in the bathroom cabinet may be a cure for Writers Block. I mean who knows?

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  Tom

• Mar 18, 2015

NO, even better. I will invent non-intrusive Brain Surgery. Strap patient to centifuge and spin until something changes.

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  Tom

• Mar 18, 2015

Thinking of hanging my shingle out as a Handyman/Brain Surgeon. Will pass tuition savings along to patients and beat out competition.

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  Tom

• Mar 18, 2015

Need to set up Doctor's Appointment. Having sharp abdominal pains.

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  Tom

• Mar 18, 2015

Abandoning my studies in Blinkology. Found online Doctorate Degree in Voodoo for $19.00 plus shipping. Excited.