A Most Random Truth!

[Bay]

I baked brownies last night.

 

[Gomendosi]

I just had a haircut, well actually I had the whole lot trimmed, and now my head is that much cooler!
(Not that my head isn?t usually cool, as heads go mine is the coolest, like The Fonz. I mean temperature wise)

 

[Kelly]

I've made way too many cakes and cookies, again!

 

[WildCat]

My closet is full of $*@4! My monitor was manufactured by Samsung!

 

[Alpaca]

I poked a new hole in my belt...pants still won't stay up.

 

[Arashi222]

Unfortunately money doesn't grow on trees...sigh.

 

[Gomendosi]

Unfortunately money doesn't grow on trees...sigh.

If I may, I beg to differ Arashi222! Don't most banks have branches? :tongueM:

 

[Arashi222]

If I may, I beg to differ Arashi222! Don't most banks have branches? :tongueM:

Right you are..right you are. very nice...but I want the money on bigger branches so that it reaches us peons.

 

[Kelly]

I got a new party catalogue today, I won't order anything but I love looking at all the lovely things.

 

[Bay]

I have a new friend.

 

[Arashi222]

Millipedes are yucky crawling over ones foot blegh....

 

[CJinherPJs]

Pegs don't half hurt when you try to attach as many as you can to your face.

 

[Gomendosi]

Had 2 bits of salmon out for dinner and forgot, I remembered just now (2AM) and so I grilled and ate them because I didnt want to waste them!

 

[Caspar]

Yesterday was the third time in my life when I saw a centipede in my bedroom.

 

[cheetoe80]

tapalia is a tropical fresh water fish that is farmed in china, and feed steroids.

 

[Alpaca]

There's a spaghetti stain on my bed sheet

 

[Arashi222]

Water heater inspector is coming tomorrow...fun fun.

 

[Gomendosi]

It's not at all sleazy when a woman is being sexy, but its certainly not sexy when a woman is being sleazy

 

[Alpaca]

It's not at all sleazy when a woman is being sexy, but its certainly not sexy when a woman is being sleazy

That one deserves a standing ovation, Good Sir!

I have 9 post-it notes on my make-shift desk...I still haven't done anything they're reminding me to do.

 

[Studies Shadows]

Thinking of something random freezes up my brain as I try to sort out the randomness of my thoughts to see which is the more random....er...er...