Collect taxidermy animals, and find a way to have motion sensors installed retrofitted. Maybe they could say funny things when you enter or exit a room.
"Good morning sir or madam"
Zero maintenance pets - the best.
Also, if you can find badly done taxidermy animals, that's even more amusing.
Ed
"Good morning sir or madam"
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Zero maintenance pets - the best.
Also, if you can find badly done taxidermy animals, that's even more amusing.
Ed