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A-Z Jokes

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Cutesie

Struggling to exist, trying to believe in change.
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Since games with an A-Z format are so popular here, how about we do a really creative one: jokes. The letter that is "it" should appear as a key word in the joke. They do not have to be original to you. Clean ones ONLY. Please take turns.

Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything.
 
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Q. What do a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common?

A.
When you open them up they are both half empty.
 
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Why were they called the "Dark Ages"?

Because there were a lot of knights.
 
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
 
For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid.

I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
 
How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.
 
The problem with Netflix recommendations is that they assume I liked a show just because I watched thirteen hours of it. – comedian Tig Notaro
 
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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers.
 
What did the chicks say when their mother laid an orange?

Look at the orange Mama laid.
 
Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.
 
A priest, a minister and a rabbit show up to a blood drive.

The nurse asks the rabbit, “What’s your blood type?”

The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
 
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