Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Vinca]

Can I have a parrot and eye patch to help me get in character?

 

[inabox]

Will your parrot also have its own eye patch?

 

[tree]

What credentials are required for the Parrot Rescue Society
to allow a person to adopt a vision impaired parrot?

 

[Flinty]

Who wants to deal with such a bureaucracy?

 

[Manuheleku]

Would you rather deal with anarchy?

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Wouldn't a pirate prefer to deal with anarchy...given the proper equipment, to whit, an eye patch, a parrot, and an optional eye-patch for said parrot?

 

[Manuheleku]

Arrgh matey you be suggestin' mutiny?

 

[metalminx24]

Is it more effective to make a mutineer walk the plank or to hit them with it?

 

[Manuheleku]

Wouldn't it be quicker to have them run the plank or to dispense with the plank all together?

 

[inabox]

what about if they walk off the end of the plank then the parrot chases them down to hit them with it?

 

[Vinca]

Do you know a parrot strong enough to wield a plank?

 

[inabox]

Have you not met my good friend Polly?!!

 

[Vinca]

Is that the same Polly that put the kettle on?

 

[inabox]

can you train a parrot to use a kettle?

 

[Manuheleku]

Can't we just put the parrot in a kettle, I'm hungry for parrot soup?

 

[inabox]

why would you cook soup in a kettle?

 

[Vinca]

What else would soup be cooked in?

 

[inabox]

would a saucepan be adequate for cooking soup and we can keep the keep the kettle for boiling water?

 

[Manuheleku]

Why, is the parrot in labor?

 

[Vinca]

Would you believe that the saucepan is being used to teach tiny pirates how to swim so we can't use it?