Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Sabrina]

Why do you want to count cashews?

 

[Thinx]

Do we want to be sure there's one each for the men or else they'll be marching on empty stomachs?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What happened to the other 4,000 men?

 

[Thinx]

Did the song exaggerate or did they just go on home?

 

[tree]

When did the cashews turn into men?

 

[Thinx]

Did they turn into men or did they become interpreted as a snack for the men who anecdotally are said to have numbered 10 000 and marched right up to the top of the hill at the behest of the grand old Duke of York?

 

[Butterfly88]

What if the men prefer pecans instead?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Should we avoid gender bias and say pecan penchant people?

 

[tree]

So this wasn't about that marching song
where somebody starts off with 10 and
gathers up ten thousand more?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

When is anything about anything?

 

[Thinx]

Would the answer to that be, quite often?

 

[Sabrina]

How often?

 

[Thinx]

Is it the square root of sometimes divided by never multiplied by occasionally minus one?

 

[Butterfly88]

Does that sound right to everyone else?

 

[tree]

Wouldn't cashew roots tend to be more rounded than square?

 

[Thinx]

Arent these coo coo cashews though, I think they're square?

 

[tree]

Do you suppose they might be Cocoa Puffs,
masquerading as Cashews?

 

[Thinx]

Or even Ricicles which are twicicles as nicicles?

 

[tree]

But are they, really?

 

[Thinx]

Don't you think they are?