Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Sloth]

Would getting an education in hell require taking a loan out from Satan?

 

[tree]

You don't suppose Satan ever gives things away for free, do you?

 

[Sloth]

What type of things would a demon find useful to study that would justify such crippling debt?

 

[tree]

What does a demon have to lose?

 

[Thinx]

Could there be a free school system for demons provided through tax revenue such as we have in the UK?

 

[Butterfly88]

Is Hell a part of the UK now?

 

[Sloth]

Is Brexit happening so that UK can be a part of Hell or in order to separate themselves from it?

 

[tree]

Is Brexit the sort of situation that means Jesus will be weeping?

 

[Butterfly88]

On a scale of 1 to 10 can we assume Jesus is crying at a 10 level?

 

[tree]

Are we talking about Jesus Diego Gonzales or Jesus Rodriguez?

 

[Butterfly88]

Who is more emotional?

 

[tree]

Should we ask their mothers?

 

[Butterfly88]

Do you think they are both still alive?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Is that an admission of murder?

 

[Sloth]

Was this thread just a long murder suspect interrogation this whole time?

 

[Butterfly88]

Is murder going to send me to Hell and get us on that topic again?

 

[tree]

Why do you want to bring that up
when we could have, so easily,
just let it drop?

 

[Thinx]

What's the weather like where you are?

 

[Butterfly88]

Isn't it supposed to rain tomorrow?

 

[tree]

Isn't that stuff falling from the sky
right now called "rain"?