Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[metalminx24]

Are thoughts linear, or can they be wiggly?

 

[tree]

Can't lines be wiggly?

 

[Flinty]

Do we need to bring a geometry teacher in?

 

[zurb]

Are they the authority in such matters?

 

[Vinca]

Does it matter?

 

[metalminx24]

If it doesn't matter, is it anti-matter?

 

[Vinca]

Did someone say aunty?

 

[zurb]

Does anti and auntie sound similar to you?

 

[metalminx24]

Are you anti-auntie?

 

[Flinty]

Are you anti-goblin?

 

[metalminx24]

Aren't you digressing?

 

[tree]

Is that distressing?

 

[metalminx24]

Do you have any tips to help mitigate my distress?

 

[Flinty]

Shall I get the lawn darts out of my dad's basement for some tips?

Spoiler

At least I think they're still there.

 

[metalminx24]

Are lawn darts different to indoor darts?

 

[tree]

Is your living room carpeted with astroturf?

 

[Flinty]

Who uses Astroturf anymore?

 

[camerartus]

Will I explode if I drop a few mentos into my diet coke?

It would definitely be dangerous to try. At the very least, you would seriously injure yourself.

 

[metalminx24]

Who uses Astroturf anymore?

Have you not noticed it's recent resurgence in popularity?

(Mostly because people are too lazy to cut real lawn now!)

 

[qwerty]

astroturf, is that what martians smoke instead of grass?