Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[blue_bird]

Should farting in an elevator also be banned?

 

[tree]

What if it's meant as an addition to the bass section of the muzak?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't the best option be to take a quick vote from the elevator riders, and use that to decode whether the added bass is worth the aromatic drawback?

 

[blue_bird]

Do you mean, 'make a fart Yay or Nay'?

 

[TBRS1]

Is anybody gonna say "Yay" to the question "Should I fart now?"?

 

[NDR2]

Would they say, “Boo?”

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't it more likely to be boo-hoo?

 

[NDR2]

Was that only a joke?

 

[TBRS1]

Didn't Freud once say "Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar"?

 

[tree]

What color lace goes best on a Freudian slip?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you sure Freud wore a slip with colored lace?

 

[tree]

What are you suggesting?

 

[NDR2]

Are you getting suggestive?

 

[TBRS1]

What kind of questions are suggestive?

 

[NDR2]

Wouldn’t I be accused of being suggestive if I answered?

 

[tree]

Is it just a coincidence that the words "question"
and "suggestion" rhyme, or what?

 

[TBRS1]

Would it be too much to ask for you to modify your question by including the word "digestion" along with "suggestion"?

 

[tree]

How far do you want to take this?

 

[NDR2]

How far can you go without getting lost?

 

[TBRS1]

What if I'm already lost, and I haven't even left home yet?