Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Tired]

Will we get a sale, if we buy two?

 

[blue_bird]

Doesn't that depend on how many he regularly sells?

 

[TBRS1]

Can I interest you in the "friends and family" pack that include 2 8x10s (which look lovely framed on the mantle), 6 2x3s for wallets, AND a pic of the dog?

 

[Tired]

Can I interest you in the "friends and family" pack that include 2 8x10s (which look lovely framed on the mantle), 6 2x3s for wallets, AND a pic of the dog?

How can anyone say "no" to that?

 

[blue_bird]

What will happen if I do say "no"?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever met a living person who told me "no"?

 

[Tired]

Are they not very living after that?

 

[blue_bird]

Are you saying that I'm better off having photos of a man in spandex and his dog, in my wallet, from now on?

 

[Tired]

Is the dog also in spendex?

 

[TBRS1]

The dog would probably let me, but do you think my veterinarian would recommend putting spandex on a dog, even in cold weather?

 

[Rodafina]

How certain is "probably?"

 

[NDR2]

Probably less so?

 

[TBRS1]

Technically, "probably" would be 50%+, but since this is a large and powerful animal capable of inflicting grievous injury, but has never shown the slightest inclination to do that to a human, do you think 88%+ is a more appropriate definition of "probably"?

 

[Rodafina]

Doesn't 92.2564389% seem more accurate based on the historical data?

 

[TBRS1]

Did you actually research the data, or are you just making that up on the spot?

 

[AuAL]

You have stored data about the inclinations of your dog?

 

[blue_bird]

Are you surprised by that revelation?

 

[AuAL]

Should I be more surprised by the existence of the data, or the appalling lack of security that allowed access to personally identifiable data?

 

[Rodafina]

Who am I to tell you how to feel?

 

[Tired]

Aren't you Rodafina?